"What the hell? Get off me."
"Not until you hug me back."
"Like hell I will."
"Come on, that's it. Good girl!"
"Now, let go."
"See? You have successfully made intimate contact with another human being. Not so hard, is it?"
"Oh, shut up."
"Just admit it. You're sweet."
"Ugh."
"What's so wrong with being sweet? I don't get you."
"That's just it. You don't get me."
"Explain."
"No."
"Don't make me call you sweet again."
"There's nothing wrong with being sweet. It's just not me."
"Yes it is. Deep inside, you're just a big softie."
"And you're just obnoxious."
"I think..."
"What?"
"You're secretly attracted to the traits you claim you hate."
"Secretly attra- What?"
"Aw, come on. You love me."
"You're on crack, if you actually think - "
"What if I was about to jump off a cliff? What would you do?"
"I'd pull you back, obviously."
"Why?"
"Because it's the rational thing to do, moron."
"Alright. What if I was dying in the hospital? What would you do, then?"
"Not visit you."
"What would you really do?"
"My train's here. I gotta go. What - let go of me!"
"No time restriction shall extinguish our eternal flame!"
"Oh my god. You're an idiot."
"That's my girl."
