I have been looking for Gamzee every fucking where. Eridan Just went bat shit crazy. He could be in trouble. Where the fuck could he be. I hear my computer go off. Signaling some is trolling me. Who the fuck would be trolling me right now?! Kanaya and Feferi are fucking dead?! Either way I check it in case it's important.
terminallyCapricous [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TC: honk.
CG: GAMZEE!!!
CG: FUCK,THERE YOU ARE,YOU HAD ME WORRIED DUDE.
TC: HONK.
CG: UH
CG: YEAH
CG:WHERE ARE YOU ANYWAY,I TOLD EVERYONE TO LET ME KNOW IF YOUR GONNA WONDER OFF.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
CG: YEAH I GET IT WISE GUY YOUR A FUCKING CLOWN,WHO CARES.
CG: QUIT THE BULLSHIT PARTY CLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE.
TC: shut up.
CG: WHAT...
TC: I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER.
TC: honk honk honk :o)
CG: ARE YOU OKAY?
CG: YOU'RE REALLY WEIRDING ME OUT.
TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TC: uh,yeah...
TC: I GUESS I'M ALL MOTHERFUCKING WEIRDING OUT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN MOTHERFUCKING SELF.
TC: but it's all good I'm chill with it.
CG: OH GOD NO,NO,NO,PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT CRAZY.
CG: I COULDN'T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF ALL THIS.
TC: ON TOP OF MOTHERFUCKING WHAT,MOTHERFUCKER.
CG: ERIDAN JUST FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND HE KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA. AND I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT IT.
TC: heh heh.
CG: HEH HEH???
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CG: SERIOUSLY,GET BACK HERE AND HAVE A SLIME PIE TO RELAX OR SOMETHING.
TC: SLIME?
TC: there is no more slime,brother.
TC: AND ANYWAY.
TC: shit was motherfucking poison didn't ya know?
CG: UH...
CG:NO?I MEAN,I WOULD NEVER EAT IT BUT-
TC: THEN GET MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOL FED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS,PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER.
TC: it rots you.
TC: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THINK PAN.
TC: and the floor all stares up back at you,through the motherfucking hole.
TC: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
TC: only under motherfucking standing of who all I was made out to be all along.
TC: ONLY MOTHERFUCKING STANDING WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO MOTHERFUCKING BE ALL A MOTHERFUCKING LONG.
CG: OH MY GOD.
TC: I've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit.
TC: BEEN MOTHERFUCKING SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE,BRO.
TC: all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKING SUBJUGGLATORS.
TC: we're higher than you brother.
TC: WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKING EVERYBODY.
TC: honk.
CG: GAMZEE.
CG: PLEASE,NO.
TC: and now I'm the last one,so I finally motherfucking understand.
TC: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTANDING ON WHO THE MERTHIFUL MESSIAHS ARE.
TC: they were both me :o)
TC: AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME Do:
TC: and now.
TC: AND MOTHERFUCKING NOW.
TC: I'm going to motherfucking kill all you motherfuckers.
CG: OH GOD.
CG: OH MAN.
CG: OH GOD.
TC: I'M GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfucking blood.
TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones wil make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL,BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOONK.
Holy shit what the fuck I can't deal with this shit. I'm useless. Why the fuck did this have to happen. shit. fuck. dammit. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAMMIT.
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Sober!Gamzee and Karkat pesterlog
FanfictionThis is the pesterlog between Karkat and Gamzee when Karkat was looking for Gamzee and he turned into Sober!Gamzee. All in Karkat's POV. Enjoy. :o)
