BillDip One-Shots

The Corner Of Shame

So, at the start of each chapter I will put any trigger warnings, characters in the one shot, and any AU that may be in it.

TW: Pffffffft - shrug-
Character: Dipper, Human!Bill
AU: - shrug-

Dipper had just went for a walk through the forest and was now heading back to the shack. He hummed to himself as he headed up to the door, but froze when he heard a shattering noise, a lot like shattering glass, followed by a mischievous Giggle. He frowned slightly, knowing exactly who it was. "BILL" Dipper shouted as he made his way to the door. The moment he spoke the giggling stopped. When he opened the door Bill was standing right there, his face about 2 inches from his, with a sly smirk spread across it "yes, Pinetree~?" . Dipper's face soon went bright red and his eyes widened before he narrowed them and slammed the door.
"B-BILL CIPHER YOU BETTER BE IN THE CORNER OF SHAME WHEN I AM DONE COUNTING. " Dipper frowned, stuttering slightly as he waited by the door, muttering a '1...2...3' before opening the door.
He was surprised when no one was there, but he wasn't fooled, like Bill would actually listen, never mind follow instructions.
He stepped in, looking to the corner with all capital red letters in it that read 'THE CORNER OF SHAME' and his thoughts were proven true, that Bill would not listen to instructions, because no one was there.
Just as he was about to look up he heard a Giggle and something fell on him.
More of a someone than something. Bill has been floating over the door just out of Dippers sight, and was now on Dippers back much like a piggy back.
"PINETREE! " Bill yelled right in his ear as he wrapped his arms around Dipper's neck, careful not to choke him, and rested his chin on his shoulder. Dipper cringed" Bill. Off. Now" he stated, but Bill just nuzzled the side of his face and Dippers face went beat red yet again. Bill suddenly perked up and let one of his arms let go of Dipper's neck and pointed forward to the couch "ONWARD PINETREE! ~" he shouted in his ear again and Dipper's expression went deadpan.
(Okay so, I'd like to just say that I am so sorry if this sucked, I wrote this at almost midnight and had a horrid day but needed to write something funny and cute to cheer myself up cx Also please ignore any random words or typos I am typing with my phone and auto correct is high again. that's it for now- ALSO SUGGESTIONS ARE OPEN!)