Lolz. Ok, so I was in D.C these past few days and fell asleep on the plane ride home. So my friends apparently thought that this was the best time ever to write a poem about me. Idk, I think they've got pretty good talent. XD
A sleeping Noodles
Passed out on Delta Skylines
She looks and sounds dead
Her mouth is gaping
She attracts flies with her mouth
Which has been swallowed
We just left D.C
And she's already sleeping
Snoring like Grandpa
Poke her in the arm
And she is but a noodle
With flabby muscles
Take a second glance
She said she looks like a sow
And she sleeps like one
She has barely moved
Her eyes are out of this world
Like a dead body
The city lights shine
So majestic from the sky
And noodle snores on
Her dreams are dancing
7,000 feet above
In a Delta Plane
A sleeping Noodle
Passed out on Delta Skylines
She looks and sounds dead
We love you, Noodle
See you when you wake up soon
From Claire and Payton
Ok, give em a round of applause for both writing an amazing poem and insulting me. Bravo Claire and Payton. Ya'll have got some serious skills.