Surprisingly, the bag was light. But before I could move it, I decided to have some fun. I ran to the bathroom and took a spray bottle from the shelf. Guess what I did next? Yep. I sprayed the bag. I doubt Trump liked it, as a jet of water came straight out of the bag, spraying me in the face. Apparently he had his own water gun. It became a watery mess in my room. I stopped and took the bag to the living room.
As revenge from the water fight, I decided to flip the bag upside down to see how Trump would wiggle or drop out. I stifled a laugh. I shook the bag to get pink tissue paper out, and something landed with a soft "phlump". I looked down to see the most terrifying thing I had ever laid my eyes on. It was shaped like one of those cute Japanese tofu pillows, except larger. Its face was contorted into Donald Trump's. I ran away screaming.
