"Oh you big baby you're stressing to much how the bloody hell am I supposed to know if that matches your eyes? Is there a bonnet?"
"No! I'll have you know that these are good dress robes, old fashioned granted, but still good!"
"Oh right sorry great aunt Tessie!"
"Oi shut it I'm still a nervous wreck!"
"Sowwy sewy I didn't mean to huwt yow feelings."
"OK that's it! I thought I could do this but clearly I was wrong so if you could leave so I can wallow in despair that would be appreciated."
"OK OK I'll stop. Here wear this shirt and then these pants."
"Thank you."
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"Hi Jarralee."
"Hello Severus."
"Shall we go now?"
"That would be nice."
I would say that the date was absolutely lovely but I'm not a liar it was the most awkward date in history.
The whole time she kept chewing on her lip and blinking her eyes a lot what's wrong with her she keeps doing these weird things and talking funny too.
"Severus tell me how are you and that Misty girl doing is she your girlfriend? I thought you liked Lily Evans?"
"No we're not dating and I do but she's with Potter now."
"Aww....................does that mean you're single?"
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"That tramp! Oh Sevy I'm sorry for setting you up with her!"
"It's okay its not like you knew."
"Yes well back to the drawing board."
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I'll Be Your Friend
FanfictionWhen Lily and Severus Snape start drifting apart and Sevy is hurting a friend appears with wild hair and a spitfire attitude to help him heal. Attention all right and characters go to J.K Rowling HOWEVER the ones I create are MINE you wanna borrow o...
