Pasta 6.

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°The Pasta's signs after sex

Aries: "sooo...you up for another round yet?" -Ticci Toby

Taurus: Ignores you and goes to sleep. -Jeff the killer

Gemini: immediately gaves you a pregnancy test. -Eyeless Jack

Cancer: post about it on Twitter and takes post-sex selfies. -Ben Drowned

Leo: Lights a cigarette. "so do you believe in aliens?" -Offenderman

Virgo: makes you snacks and start asking about your future. -Slenderman

Libra: immediately goes to sleep to avoid the awkward eye contact and conversation about that night. -Masky

Scorpio: spoons with you and holds your hand. -Homicidal Liu

Sagittarius: grabs clothes and then leaves. -Hoodie

Capricorn: spread out on the bed gives a mini congratulations, falls asleep in 5. seconds. -Laughing Jack

Aquarius: makes you tuck into bed afterwards. -Bloody Painter

Pisces: None stop, no happily ever after. -Kagekao

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