°The Pasta's signs after sex
Aries: "sooo...you up for another round yet?" -Ticci Toby
Taurus: Ignores you and goes to sleep. -Jeff the killer
Gemini: immediately gaves you a pregnancy test. -Eyeless Jack
Cancer: post about it on Twitter and takes post-sex selfies. -Ben Drowned
Leo: Lights a cigarette. "so do you believe in aliens?" -Offenderman
Virgo: makes you snacks and start asking about your future. -Slenderman
Libra: immediately goes to sleep to avoid the awkward eye contact and conversation about that night. -Masky
Scorpio: spoons with you and holds your hand. -Homicidal Liu
Sagittarius: grabs clothes and then leaves. -Hoodie
Capricorn: spread out on the bed gives a mini congratulations, falls asleep in 5. seconds. -Laughing Jack
Aquarius: makes you tuck into bed afterwards. -Bloody Painter
Pisces: None stop, no happily ever after. -Kagekao
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