Now you see, im walkin to da stoe, annn i see dis crackhead coressing her big ass, dried up, tig o bitties. And you know my crazy ass gone laugh at some stupid shit like dat cuz dats just me , and so im walkin in da stoe right know and she come floppin over here and i said ''Lady wat the hell do you want'' den here she go ''I aint asking you shizzzzzlle cuz i remember i fucked yo man'' i said '' watevea lady you wish you could fuck a nigga but you cant'' and i walked right in da stoe.
She followed me all up in da stoe , dis bitch even tried to smack my ass but she missed, so i turned around and looked at her and she said '' wat blitcher bissshh i aint foldewin you'' and den i said ''Mannnn ..... you just better turn yo ass back around and straight for that damn doe cause yo ass asking for the right one today'' so i walked out the doe and when i got finished paying for my drank and she waiting outside with her clothes off acting like she finna rape a nigga.
So you know me I had to put this baldheaded crackass bitch in check, so i looked at her and said ''Wat the hell do you thank you doin'' and she said '' Waiting for you sssswwweeettt thangg, now come over and get some of this puss... puss ....pussy''. And she had meoww like a cat.
I dont know why but i ran like hell like somebody was trying to beat my ass and that lady show know that she couldnt catch me cuz im like got damn queen of usain bolt running like i stole something.
(SORRY ABOUT NOT FINISHING THE STORY I WAS TO BUSY BUT ILL FINISH THIS ONE LATER)
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'' My Life Story: Trap Life Or No Life''
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