Lucy is pregnant!!!!???

Natsu know that that I am pregnant. Anyways there is some much too go through with this little life inside.
I'm in my first trimester. "Woah Lucy your stomach is big"
Seriously my stomach when up a bump.
"Hahah wait till I get into second trimester"

Boom SECOND Trimester
I'm done eating and my cravings at this point were high.
I looked in the sink and ughhhh there is so much to wash. "NATSU" "yes bit-I mean honey! (He was bout to say bitch"
"Natsu come wash the dishes please"
"Um I can't "
"Why"
"Because I'm talking with happy (sup happy)"
"NATSU U BETTER DO the Dishes right now or I will freakin murder you" I yelled loud and Natsu came down in one rush"
I sighed "thank you Natsu now excuse me I will be with my baby"
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Levy came over
Mommy vs mommy
Levy came ver a long with her friends. Levy was also pregnant in her second trimester .
"Hey levy my baby is better than yours ha"
"Oh really you wanna go bitch"
"Oh ya"
---------------beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Lucy wins
Lucy's rap song
Levy is a whore
Who washed upon the shore
I beat her to a pulp
She couldn't get enough
---------------------beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Lucy's song is a killa "dead" XD
Rip stranger he died because of Lucy's rap song. "No body got time for this"says a stupid idiot walking in da street
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Nurse one-she's crying too much were gonna di-mmmmph too late
Nurse two-*dead*
Rip the two nurses they died of Lucy crying a waterfall and so they drowned. Anyways lets GO PARTYYYY
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