ANNOYANCE IN GENERAL
1) ask people what their gender is
2) when someone you don't like sits next to you,
Demand that they move over because they're sitting on your imaginary friend Billybob
3) be completely silent for a whole week
4) when people ask why you are so quiet, exclaim
"I'm going into solitary confinement!"
5) Speak only in gibberish at school in your classes
6) whenever there's an awkward silence, exclaim loudly " WHO WANTS PIE?" Do it often
7) at the beginning of a week, sing an annoying song constantly
8) then start singing a new one every week
9) speak in meap language then stop and look expectantly at your friend and get offended when they don't say anything back
10) when someone asks you a question, say " go ask the oracle!"
11) randomly break into " what does the fox say" at the absolute worst times to do so
12) do this with gahngam style, Harlem shake, and freeze! Everybody clap your hands!
13) walk up to a short person with an accent and ask if they are a leprechaun
14) name your dog " dog"
15) when someone has a slice of pie, scream " DON'T EAT IT IT'S POISON!" And ninja chop it out of their hand.
16) say someone's name repeatedly, then when they very frustratedly ask " what" say something totally random like Uzbekastan or you got the word
17) " borrow" someone's stuff when they're not looking, then later give it back and say " here's your stuff!"
18) whenever you are going up a hill in a car, make roller coaster sound effects
19) start talking to your friend, then suddenly get this scared look and say " don't freak out, but there's a huge spider on your head"
20) punch someone lightly then when they ask why you did it, say " sorry, muscle spasm!"
21) do that repeatedly
22) start every sentence with oh my gosh!
23) read 131 ways to annoy people that don't like harry potter
24) use every single thing on the list
25) break into song in the middle of a test
26) stalk someone and hack repeatedly into their Facebook accounts
27) use this list as a checklist
28) if someone falls asleep in class, draw a stache on them
