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WAYS TO BE ANNOYING ON FACEBOOK

1) hack into someone's account repeatedly *cough* percy Jackson* cough*

2) change their last or first name to some thing wierd

3) post guess what, guess what, guess what on your wall

4) when someone posts what? Say I'm on Facebook!

5) post what does the fox say and make it change to harry potter whenever an anti-potter comes on your page

6) hypnotize people through Facebook to date you

7) disappear from Facebook for a week

8) when you come back and people ask y u where not on Facebook, say " I was on twitter!"

9) post photos of mouth- watering food u ate and not share it

10) post completely in gibberish for a week

11) stalk a celebrity* Logan learman* cough cough*

12) post stalkerish comments like "I know where you live!"

13) monitor everyone on Facebook

14 ) if they aren't there for a week, hack them and give them a stache

15) try to ground anyone who cusses on Facebook

16) actually go on Facebook and do this

17) comment on my story and leave requests!

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