The title ha nothig todo with the story
So this is a random story that I wrote in math with my friend noelblue (follow her) sorry for any spelling mistakes
Once, long ago
In a land that smelt like feet. there was a monster the ate the gummy bear children.
The was a war going on the the towns people went the the lair of the beast.
But to open the lair they must sing the hocky pocky, after singing there silly song the doors of the lair opened and they were greeted with, stone statues eating chocolate cake.
As we took our fist steps into the room, the eyes of the statues turned read and they spoke in an ancient voice, sounding like sandpaper on stone, "would you like some chocolate cake?" they asked.
We look at each other in confusion "I do!" someone yelled from our company, the statues smiled wickedly. as we were eating our chocolate cake with the statues, a portal on the far wall opened and out tumbled a blond hypo-active ninja and a cute pirate wearing a strawhat.
"Give us all your gold" the pirate yelled "and food" added the ninja, the statues stood up suddenly and drew their swords twirls the two new intruders "NEVER will we give up our gold".
We took this as our chance to leave and continue to look for the beast, though before we left i ran up and took the pirates cool hat.
We ran down tunnels till our path was blocked by a group of walking, talking blind Oreos. we frozo, then a question came to my mind why would the beast eat the gummy bear children if he had all these other thing in his lair.
I heard a scream and the foot steps, remembering i had take. The pirates hat i ordered my group to jump on the Oreos and that's what we did.
Taking off full speed we were chased through a maze by the pirate, the ninja and the statues, the. The worst thing possible happened, we came to a dead end.
Shit we are so dead now and we hadn't even found the beast, "OI give me back my hat you theif" the pirate yelled as he leaped forward and jumped on me causing me to fall back in the wall. as I was pushed back into the wall I felt on of the stones move back and a huge hole opened up in the floor and we all fell through.
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So yeah that's the start of our interestingly weird story :)
