Well my dorm totally is the crappiest thing in the whole world. (Both alive and undead,) the dorm walls are a dead pink colour with black lines running down it, itchy, purple bed covers and the bathroom... Even I could be killed with the germs that inhabit the room. It's a very good job I don't need to use the bog, or spiders might crawl up my a... Never mind. The shower is not too bad - thank fuck!
*Ring...Ringggg...*
Well that didn't sound drained. I roll my eyes and grab my bag, walking to my first class. 'Embracement 101' y...a...y...
Professor Wanker. Well it's actually Walter but judging by his looks he'll be the biggest Weener ever. With his bowl cut, brown hair and large spectacles. I think he is a werewolf too... So all he'll be talking about is how to accept the large amount of hair growing everywhere and howling at every full moon.
"Miss Jessabelle Pierce? Please come to the front and tell us about yourself." He beckons me forwards with a long hairy finger. Shit has hit the fan now. What the actual fuck am I mean't to say?
