I had always been tall; But not tall enough. I wanted to be reeaalllyy tall, like "My Giant Life "™ tall. It all started when one night I googled."how to naturally grow taller " I was met with a wikihow article called " 5 stretches scientifically proven to promote growth in adults" after reading it I began preforming the stretches day and night, for hours upon hours at a time. I was obsessed. I needed to be tall. I tried every stretch and weird ritual, looking it up every night day. Nothing was working and I decided to see a plastic surgeon. I was absolutely devastated when he told me there was nothing they could do. I went to doctor after doctor, with no success. "There has to be something I can do!" I thought to myself. I thought for a while and "BAM!" The idea struck me. I got in my car and drove to Home Depot purchasing two six foot long metal rods,a drill,and screws. I also stopped at Michael's To get a needle and thread. When I got home I was beyond excited. I ran into my apartment as fast as I could,grabbing a knife from the kitchen and entering the bathroom with all my supplies.I would finally be tall! I began by cutting a circular slit into the bottom of my foot. God it hurt ,but I continued on cutting all the way down to the bone. I began to get dizzy from the pain and took a couple aspirin before continuing. I removed the jagged circle of skin and took out the drill . As soon as it hit my food I screamed as loud as possible. I felt as if l was going to pass out from the pain. I continued drilling ,deeper and deeper. *Knock *Knock . "Oh sh*t" it was the police. I crawled to the door and opened it. They gasped in shock "what the hell are you doing?!" "Getting taller!!" I held up my rod and smacked him in the head. He can't control me! They all whipped out their guns. I wanted them to do it,if I couldn't be. Tall there was nothing to live for . I hit one with the rod and was shot instantly .
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