And you may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
It all started on a normal Tuesday night, the boys were roaming about in the streets of Australia home of wildlife that can kill you in a small radius. "Hey you reckon we should hit up one of the clubs up ahead." Max said he already reeked of liquor but that wasn't gonna stop him from the hope of liver failure. "Heheh, uh I don't know I'm not much of a drinker." Ian said nervously laughing softly "What are you a fuckin' pussy?" Chad Laughed giving Ian a light shove on the back "Chad, were not trying to get him fucking hammered." Max said in a motherly voice "Faggot probably only drinks the girly drinks anyways." Chad joked "At least I don't drink the ones that taste like piss, cunt." Ian said assertively "well looks like we going to the clubs bois." Max cut in "Isn't that right George- George." Max asked before pressing the home button on his iPhone to get his attention "I swear to fuck." Joji growled putting his phone in his pocket "You can post your gay ass selfies later." Max insisted as the four men walked a couple blocks ahead to one of local clubs, fairly small looking. "Alright me and Chad are going to the pool tables you assholes better not run a fucking tab I can't afford to be poor with a dying channel." Max said promptly as they entered the establishment before him and Chad disappeared into the crowd of people. "Looks like that just leaves us." Joji smiled slightly leading himself to sit down at the bar area with Ian following behind and sitting next to him "Ever had tequila?" Joji asked Ian smirking.
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Blurred Li_es (jojian)
Fanfiction(fluff and eventual smut) Friendship usually has a line but to two nancy retards that line is almost always blurred especially when intoxicated. It takes one loud mouthed Australian to get it through to their heads, which creates an anomaly of thing...
