Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!Max rudely interrupted Ian terrorizing Chad trying to play World of Warcraft by pressing random keyboard keys "Ian you're going down there, I've done all I can fuckin' do." Max breathed loudly "I thought you were fixing it." Ian protested pressing the shift button making chad yell at Max out of frustration "Please take this retard out of here." "Ian I did all I can he wants the goddamn proof i'll give him the fucking proof." Max said angrily going up to Ian and yanking him by the arm "Go fix this like a man for once." Max said before tossing to the stairs "Fine." Ian sighed dramatically before going down the stairs "thanks pal." Max hollered to him "Fuck off." Ian yelled back.
Ian slowly crept out from the staircase seeing Joji fucking around with his phone "Uhh.. George?" Ian said softly causing Joji to look up from his phone "Ian." Joji said slightly assertively "Uh look i'm really sorry about what I did, I didn't know I was going to be all over you especially since i'm no chick." Ian said the embarrassment suffocating him "I'll admit you're no sidehoe.." Joji said letting out a sigh before tossing his phone on the couch and standing up "But I don't hate you because of what you did Ian." Joji said locking his eyes with the scrawny man.
"Shit I mean you don't have to forgive me I-I was obviously in the wrong." Ian said adverting his eyes from Joji's as a reddish glow filled his cheeks "Who said you were though." Joji said regrettably as he moved slightly closer to the taller man, he gathered what Max said about Ian was correct "Wait don't tell me you're into men." Ian said trying to cut through Joji's bullshit "Well I did say I was a raging homosexual." Joji allured "if you're just going to play mind war games with me i'm no-" Ian began to say before Joji stepped closer to him closing the space between them giving Ian a quick peck before breaking the kiss "m-m-me likey.." Ian said stunned at Joji's actions "Now do you believe me?" Joji asked smiling "I think so I-I geez." Ian said in awe "I was actually wondering if.. what you said last night was true." Joji said "what part of it?" Ian asked nervously "The part where you said you 'wanted me'." Joji said smirking.
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