Haikyuu headcanons

Karasuno pick up lines

Karasuno pick up lines

Hinata : YOU MAKE ME GO "GUAH"AND "AHW!"AND "PUAHAH!"

(YN) : ......... I have no idea what your saying but it seems like you like me

Hinata : IT MEANS YOU MA-

(YN) : ok I get it ok ok ok

Kageyama : i would rather be called your boyfriend than be called a genius

(YN) : ......*hard-core screaming*

Tsukishima : ask me out

(YN) : it that really your way of saying me out?

Tsukishima : no. your that one that's going to ask me out

(YN) : uh no. your going to ask me out

Tsukishima : ok I agree to be your boyfriend

(YN) : cant you just ask me out like a normal person......

Yamaguchi : U-UM I L-LIKE YOU A-AS MUCH AS MUCH F-FRCKLES I GOT! NO! I SAID IT WRONG! I LIKE YOU A LOT! LIKE! FRECKLES!

(YN) : *counts how many freckles he has just to clarify how much he love you*

Tanaka : you are my shimizu!

(YN) : OI.

Tanaka : what

(YN) : what the fuck does that mean?

Tanaka : I like you?

(YN) : then what the fuck does it have to do with shimizu-sempai?

Nishnoya : I love you 10 times my height

(YN) :..............but.....doesn't that mean......if tsukishima said it to me.....wouldn't he love me more?

Nishinoya :.....THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ME

Sugawara : I'll make you sure you have your bento everyday ok?

(YN) : .........*OMGWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENEDISHESAYINGTHATHEWANTSTOBEMYWIFE?!WAITNOIMEANMYHUSBAND?!*

Dachi : I like you

(YN) : I like you too~

Asahi : w-well you see.....s-so I was thinking....oh but you don't have to agree.....but you know....like.....so......I kind of.....i mean I do! I do really like you.....so like....can you....g-go out with m-me?

(YN) : .....that was a very long confession

Asahi : I was nervous ok?