"Hello! This is Gregory's Chocolate shop with your favorite candy and chocolate desires. Would you like to make an order?"
"Do you maybe have any suggestions?"
"Sure! What's the occasion?"
"I need to get some for my ex-girlfriend actually."
"Aww, are you trying to get her back? That's so sweet."
"No, I'm trying to piss her off. She cheated on me with my cousin."
"Then why would you buy chocolate for your ex-girlfriend? Makes no sense."
"I didn't ask for your opinion."
"Technically you did."
"Ugh, just tell me what to get her."
"Well, you should probably get the dark chocolates. I think they're horrible unless your ex is that kind of 'I'd do anything to be skinny' girl."
"She is, but she does hate anything with over the top calories."
"So it's either Twix or Mr. Good bar."
"Which one is cheaper?"
"Are you kidding me right now?"
"I can't buy her expensive chocolate!"
"...."
"Are you there?"
"Forward your address and Mr Goodbar will be delivered in thirty minutes."
"That's gr-"
"Have a bad day."
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The Chocolate Phone Line
Sonstigeswhere a boy who doesn't believe in love calls a girl who's a volunteer at the chocolate store. maybe it's not always the bad boys we're meant to change. +וterriblecoffee 2016
