kaitlyn n shronk were hanging out in shronks swamp and then shonk was liek yo k wanna do the do ((;;; and keitlupyn turned into a octopus and said not today shronk and her legs turnied into rockeits and she flew away and never returned to shronks swamp
but little did keitlyn know that shronk was actually dANKEY
dankey luved keitlyn and he knew shew was destined to be hes true luve but keitlyn didnt agree because she is a hoe and she was off getting pictures from fuckbois and dankey didnt agree with that bc dankey knew she was dankeys so dankry went to fuckboi #1s house and said u r going to die and so is ur whore gf and then fuckboi 1 said but dankey no and dankey did it anyways and then he want to bobs house and said come out u little emo girl who wont leave keitlyn alone and she hid and ran away frum dankey and she goton her fb and went onto the group that keitlyn was in a posted "im so depressed im having a panec attakc because dankey is here" * posts irrelevent thing about fuckboi 1 how he wes the best bf in the world * becaude she didnt realize dankey had killed him and dankey eventually found bob and cut her arms off and seid i killed ur fucjbou bf now ots time 4 u to go too and stabbed her in the collarbone bc y not and then dankey wenf to kapeiylyn and told hir thay hehad got rid of fuckboi 1 / bob and then they got married and it was the wedding day
but thenk the reAl shronk burst in and said i cant pick between u and then whoronna came in aswell and said shronk im having an affair with dankey i dont love u and then keitlyn just flew away on her rockit legs without a goodbye (she really went to the sotre to get food ) ( store aka subway ) and all the wedding guests gasped as yelled how could u bc keitluns flower cruwn fell of whilst she flew awey and dankey, shronk, and whoronna looked at each other and said "we can be sister wives" even though they werent sisters at all and dankey cried bc he miss keitlun but he had daddy shronk now so its all good but he then killed whoronna bc he wanted shronk all to himself then they went to subway bc dankey wanted some meat if u catch my dirft (((-;; and keitlun was there eith josh dun and tyler joseph and thiy were all eating subway and then shronk said "dankey do u want me to kill them"
bc dankey always got what he want and said yis pls and the shronk killed joshler rip and then keitlun said u r all going 2 die and then she turned into beeyonce and then screamed and then shronk died rip bjt dankey lived because dANKEY WAS IMMORTAL AND HE WAS ALSO THE DANK LORDE OF HELL and then he camtuerd keitlun and maed her marrie him and then they had dank babies and saten was happie but shronk and whoronna and fuckboi 1 and bob was there (not joshler bc heaven) and then....
to be continued
