keitlun was queen of hell but not fir long bc she was going 2 get a divorece because she met a tourtuerd boy named landone and he said he loevd keitlun and she seid okey goonight and he wes said but he was net going to give up on hir
"dankey i went a divorece" keitlun said, her voice booming throgh the caevs of hell "but i lube you" and keitlun said "ew gr0ss" dankey said fine but little did keitlun knew dankey knew about landone and her
landone challenged dankey to a challenge to see who gits keitlun ( keitlun was busy killeng hir childs then going 2 subway ) and landone said ok and then they fought landone wes a favmire and dankey wes a warewolfe and keitlun was humen and she almost die but she didnt bc if she did they would comet suicde or give each other teh succ kaitlun loved both but she didnt went to be marraide or heve childs so she couldnt pick
landone win
dankey still live though
landone went to keitlun i lube u and again she sied ok goodnight and she flew up onto eart with hir rockit legs ( dont forgit about these ) and landone and dankey went onto eart too and followed her but keitlun didnt knew so she was ok and then landone said to dankey she luves me wey moar than u u little dankey and dankey bit him on the eye but landone live so it all good and then dankey said shut up u anus and landone said lol no and then he got keitluns kik and sne t dic pics to here and keitlun was dissappoentid bc it was linke an eanch worm but she dismissed it bc she thot ( yes like bob a thot aka whore ) he was a qt and she wood never saiy it out lowd but shd luved the eicnh worm dic boi even if he was smol
keitlun was currently on the phone with the meme master ( u kno who ) and then landone was lanDONE with waiting so he tackled her and kidnepped heir oh no and then thiy tellepofted into a porty pottie in lonfon and then den and phille walked in a said bye bc they were foing to do the do and landone was like ok u frog u stay her until dankey is dead and i com back ok bye and kieitlun kried
