Ask Or Dare Hanji And Levi!

Steal Something Of Levis And Blame It On Someone Else

Hanji: ooh I like this one..

Hanji: hey Levi!! How would you feel if someone took your cleaning supplies?

Levi: it depends on the reasoning why someone would take them.

Hanji: oh because I just saw Jean running out of your office with them!

Levi: *eye twitches* that stallion better be fucking on his knees cleaning every inch of the mess hall!

Hanji: oh there he is!! Is...is he going I go throw them in a fire?!

Levi: *immediately stands up* guess half of his boyfriend wasn't enough. I'll be back, carry on, *rolls up sleeves and goes to throw Jean in the fire as well*

Hanji: HOLY SHIT!! *laughs and gets his cleaning supplies out of a closet and puts it on his desk*

(And this is the part when the Admins are laughing their asses off because they killed the last male horse. The end.)