I am dedicating this to @faithwritesbooks because she gave me the question and I love it ;) so this is to you!
WARNING: mature READ AT OWN RISK :p
Liam's POV
"Wake up, boys! We have an interview today!" I shouted, knocking on their doors. "Ugh! Why do we have to go?" groaned a grumpy Louis. "Because we do!" "Mornin' Li-Li." I heard an adorable Irish accent mumble. I turned and saw a sleepy Niall rubbing his eyes. I almost aww'ed at the sight, but I refrained myself. "Morning, Ni!" "Morning guys!" chirped Harry, walking past us to probably go attach himself to Louis like any other day. "I'll get Zayn up!" Niall said. I nodded because Niall was the only one who could wake Zayn without being murdered for doing so. I felt a bit of jealousy at the thought but brushed it off.
Niall's POV
I went to wake Zayn up. He only let me wake him up because we were a lot closer than the rest of the boys, friendship wise. 'Cuz everyone knew Larry had feelings for each other, just not telling each other, the spineless jellyfish. But who am I to judge, since I'm the one who's desperately in love with Liam but I'll never tell him. He's straight and doesn't feel the same. Zayn's the only one that knows of my love, though I suspect that Larry's catching on. So he lets me wake him up. "Zaynie! Wake up. Interview." :Mgnhfmngs." "Up." What happened with Liam?" "ZAYN! He was fucking SHIRTLESS! Ugh! How does he not realize what he does to me?!?" "You see Liam is so innocent, he doesn't even think of the ways that him being shirtless could seduce a leprechaun." "Shuddup. 'M not a leprechaun." "Well whaddya say we up the Ziall this interview?" "Not like Liam's gonna care, but sure."
Liam's POV
"Boys! Come on! We gotta be there in 45 minutes, so that leaves........15! 15 minutes!" "Done!" "Done!" Harry and Louis came bounding down the stairs. "Now all's we're waiting for is Zayn and Niall." What are they doing up there? I felt something uncomfortable in my chest at the thought. Then, they came down the stairs, Niall giggling. I felt a pang in my chest; I thought Niall only giggled at my jokes like that. Don't be silly, Liam, Niall giggles at everything.
Zayn's POV
I snuck a glance at Liam as Niall and I came down the stairs and he looked angry and hurt. Perfect. Don't get me wrong, I love Liam, but it's so obvious he has feelings for the leprechaun (I don't care what Niall says, he is one!). So I'm trying to get Liam jealous of Niall and I, even though there's nothing between us.......but Liam doesn't know that.
Louis' POV
"Harry!" I whined. "Stop poking, my cheek!" "But it's sooo fun!" he whined. I rolled my eyes at him and ducked the next time he went to poke me. "Lou!" he said and pouted. I stuck my tongue out at him. "Hey........Hazza.......pssst....." I whispered in his ear. "What Lou?" he whispered back. "Look at Liam. It's so obvious he's jealous. And I think Zayn is doing it on purpose 'cuz he looks kind of smug." "You know what that means?" We both smirked and said, "Larry matchmaking time." Niam won't know what hit 'em.....
Liam's POV
God! Can't they go 5 seconds without touching each other! It's totally unnecessary! And Zayn shouldn't be touching Niall like that, only I can! Ugh! I just can't wait to get to the damn interview so I can get out of this suffocating Ziall-ness! Ziall.....what kind of ship name is that anyway?!? Niam sounds soooo much better! Finally! We're here!
Harry's POV
We all climbed out of the car, first Lou and I close together, then Zayn and Niall close together, and Liam behind us all, alternating between burning a hole through Zayn's skull with a deathly glare and staring at Niall's ass with a hungry look. The interviewer greeted us all and we took a seat on the small couch, so small that Lou sat on my lap (not that I minded (; ), Niall sat on Zayn's lap (Liam wasn't too happy about that), and Liam by himself. We received the usual questions and then the interviewer said, "This question is for Niall and it's quite.....personal. This person wants to know, 'Niall, what does Zayn's cum taste like?'" To say we were all shocked was an understatement.
Liam's POV
"This question is for Niall and it's quite....personal. This person wants to know, 'Niall, what does Zayn's cum taste like?'" WHAT?!?! Wait. Does Niall know the answer to that question? Thinking of him and Zayn together like that makes my vision go red. I stood up quickly and walked over to the interviewer and yelled, "HOW DARE YOU ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! THAT WAS WAY TOO PERSONAL AND UNNECESSARY! AND MAYBE HE'S NOT WITH ZAYN! HE'S NOT EVEN GAY! I'M DONE!"
Zayn, Harry, And Louis' POV
Mission accomplished.
Niall's POV
I ran off to catch up with Liam, my mind reeling. Why would Liam scream like that? Maybe he actually loves me back....focus, Niall. Liam's upset and I need to find him. Where would I go if I was that upset? Aha! The park! I headed there and sure enough, there was Liam on the swing, kicking at the ground. I ran over to him and said, "Liam?"
Liam's POV
"Liam?" I hear an Irish accent say. Oh crap. "What?" I replied, not looking up. "Look at me." "You know, I have to go." I got up and started leaving but he grabbed my arm, pulling me back. "Why did you blow up like that? And don't lie." "You wanna know why?!? Fine! It's because the thought of Zayn touching you in that way.....makes me wanna punch a wall and then proceed to rip Zayn's pretty little head off his body. I love you Niall and I can't hide it any longer. Now go ahead and say how you don't like me in that way. I understand that you don't--" Niall crashed his lips onto mine. I felt at home, at peace with the world. I pulled away with a huge smile on my face. His face mirrored my own. "You need to shut up. I was going to say I love you too." "Really?" "Really." "Can you close your eyes for a sec?" I asked him. "Sure." As soon as his eyes were shut, I started to do a happy dance. "Are you really dancing?" *cough* "No.." "And besides, about the question, I don't wanna know what Zayn's cum tastes like, I wanna know what yours tastes like." he winked. I'm pretty sure my face resembled a cherry. "Shuddup."
THE END!
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