"Percyyyy c'mon time to get up," my mom said gently shaking my shoulders.
"Mmerpferf"
"Perseus Jackson get your butt down to breakfast right this minute"
"Meeuryrugdf"
"You are going to be late."
"Again."
"Mmmmm"
He lazily got up from the bed, stretching and yawning and then promptly fell on the floor.
Well, he was wide awake now.
He picked his face up off the floor and looked at the clock,
"shit."
"Language Percy!"
"Sorry mom," He said already rushing out the door.
He ran down the steps tripping over his own feet to get out the door right in time for the bus.
School was...
chaos.
But that was normal, right?
"Ey Percy whatcha been up to huh?" my friend Grover asked while giving me a noogie.
"Not much, excited for sophomore year eh?"
"Hell yeah! Did you see juniper man? You gotta love her, I mean she cares about the environment but she is also sizzlin hot."
"Sure man."
"Hey, you'll find you're leading lady someday, in the meantime, there are many ladies," He said winking at me and spreading his arms out wide.
"Y'know what I could use right now Perce?" "Some enchiladas."
"What is with your obsession with enchiladas?"
"What is with your obsession with blue food?"
"You got me there" Percy laughed, it was good to see Grover again he had missed him over summer break.
"Haha, it's good to see ya Per-"
The bell rang cutting him off .
"Oh shit already late on the first day, see ya Perce look at all the ladies!" He said already running.
Percy looked after him marveling at how fast a guy with deformed feet could run that fast, he should seriously go out for track.
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FanfictionIt's Percy's Sophomore year and he's excited for what it means, y'know swim team, friends, and the ladies. Something new is going on this year though and Percy is about to get a slap in the face this is also being published on my fanfiction.net prof...
