First Fanfiction ASF

Tripping

"Um.. wh-where.. do we go from here?" Leila says, looking around.
"I think we take a leeeft." Eave replies, also baffled.
"Riiiiight. Where are we trying to go again?"
"Uhh.. The concert.. place.. so we don't have to wait in line for forever."
"But then concert starts two days from now." Leila says.
Eave shrugs, "It was your idea."
...
The two sit on a nearby bench and think about life.
...
"Eh.. can we get some ice cream?"

DEMENTIA. DICKENSIAN. IS A WORD.

"Suga-hyung!" Jungkook calls out, holding up the Swaeg hat. "I found the hat!"
Suga looks at Jungkook. "Uh. Ok?"
Jungkook raises am eyebrow, "You said to get it, right?"
Suga nods, "Yepp." He dozes off.
"Uuugh.. Suga-hyung!" Jungkook raises his voice slightly, poking Suga respectively.
"Hm?"
"How do we fix the universe?"
"You need to put the hat on me."
"What?"
"Put the hat on me."
Jungkook sighs and puts the hat on Suga's head.
Suddenly the room around them disappears, revealing the universe.
"How did we even get here?!" Jungkook panics.
"The Swaeg in me was revealed to the world and doubled by this hat, so now we have access to the universe." Suga explains.
"Ah.. okayy?"
"So.. what's this chicks name?"
"Um.. Leila."
"Right.. Brown hair?" Suga asks, pulling up a random twinkie.
"How did you know?"
"Swaeg."
Jungkook looks at Suga, now convinced he's tripping.
"Uh.."
"Eat this twinkie." Suga shoves it in his arms.
Jungkook shrugs and takes a bite out of it.
"Now go punch yourself in the face until you pass out. And whatever you do, don't touch the unicorn."
"Wait, wha-" Jungkook is cut off by the twinkie, that grows bigger and puts Jungkook in its mouth, making his world go black.