"John, please stop snoring."
"Frank, please go fuck yourself."
"John I'm serious, I will blow your nose off if you keep snoring."
"Frank, you couldn't hit a barn half a foot away"
"John, you know I can't measure."
"I know you can't dumbass, that's why you're parents left you Frank."
"John please stop, you're hurting my feelings."
"Does it honestly look like I care Frank."
"John..."
"Frank."
"I'm going to fucking shoot you."
