South Park X Reader Oneshots

Truth or Dare Spin the Bottle (Craig's Group X Reader)

"I'm so booooooooored!" I groaned.

"M-M t-t-too." Stuttered Tweek.

"Weeeeeell... Whatcha wanna do?" I asked.

"W-W c-c-could go to Craig's h-house." He suggested.

"Mmmmmmmm... Okay!" I announced, standing up quickly.

"C-Cool!"

I grabbed my jacket off of the coat rack and slipped it on. Then I handed Tweek his. Once he had it on over his shoulders, I bent down and grabbed the jackets zipper.

"A-Ah! (Y/N)! What a-a-are you d-doing!?!" Tweek shouted, blushing.

"Tweekers, chillax. I'm just zipping your coat."

"O-Oh..."

After that little charade, we slipped on our boots and stepped outside, into the cool South Park air. We then proceed to walk to Craig's house.

**** TIMESKIP TO CRAIG'S HOUSE****

I sighed as me and Tweek stepped up to Craig's front door. I knocked on his door only to hear him shout "Go away!" I turned to Tweek and smiled. Knocking on the door once more, I spoke "Oh Craigy dear! Your grandson and I are here to see you!"

Tweek let out a soft laugh while covering his mouth at the use of my old lady voice.

At that moment, Craig pulled open the door. I watched as he looked at me and then... My apparent grandson.

"Wow (Y/N)... For an old lady, your body is in great condition." Spoke Clyde, peeking over Craig's shoulder.

I blushed a dark shade of red as his chocolate brown eyes scanned my body up and down. My body tensed up as Tweek wrapped his arms protectively around me.

"S-Stop b-b-being creepy!" Tweek growled.

"Okay, okay... Sorry (Y/N)." Clyde apologized.

"I-It's okay." I squeaked.

I watched as Clyde smirked at me and Tweek squeezed me tighter. Craig seemed to be studying the situation before speaking, "Are you two coming inside? Or would you like to stay out here and freeze?"

"I-I-Inside!" Tweek yelled, letting go of me.

I followed Craig and Clyde inside, with Tweek trailing close behind me. As Tweek closed the door, I sighed as the nice warm air hit my cold skin. Walking over to Craig's couch, I plopped down and grabbed his blanket. I wrapped myself in his cozy blanket and let out a small breath of air as I smelled Craig's scent. It was a kind of musky odor, but it also smelled sort of like axe. Whatever it was, it smelt good.

"What do you guys want to do?" Asked Token from Craig's recliner.

"We could play a game." I suggested, watching Craig, Tweek, and Clyde take random spots on the couch with me and the floor.

"Okay, sure. What game?" Asked Clyde from his spot below me on the floor.

"Any game. Just choose. I couldn't care less about what we do." Craig stated in a monotone voice from next to me. I felt his eyes on me and I snuggled further into his blanket.

"How about Truth or Dare?" Suggested Token.

"I was thinking more along the lines of Spin the Bottle." Grinned Clyde.

"We c-c-c-could do a-a mixture of b-b-both." Tweek cried out suddenly, from his spot on the floor next to Clyde.

"And how do you suppose we should do that?" Token pondered.