South Park X Reader Oneshots

White N' Nerdy (Kyle X Reader)

     "Hey Kyle!" I smiled.

 "Oh. Hey (Y/N)." Kyle frowned turning away from me.

"Kyle, what's wrong?" I asked concerned for my friend.

"It's nothing (Y/N)." He sighed turning around to head to his next class.

I frowned as Kyle left me in the school hallway that was slowly filling with kids that were changing classes. I sighed and turned toward my locker. Putting in the combination, I swiftly opened it and pulled out my math book. Thank god this was my last class for the day.

"Hey (Y/N)." Smirked Clyde, coming up to my locker.

"Sup Clyde?" I asked, slamming my locker closed.

"Wanna walk to math with me?"

"Sure!" I giggled.

****TIMESKIP TO AFTER MATH CLASS ****

I smiled as I ran out of the classroom. It was a Friday! No more school for two days! I slowed down at my locker and quickly did the combination. I grinned when it slowly popped open. I shoved my math book in the locker and grabbed my backpack.

I walked as fast as I could to the front of the school where I would be meeting my best friends. I let out a victorious laugh once I realized that I was the first one there. My smile slowly diminished after I realized that I had been standing there for ten minutes and no one had showed up to walk home with me. I frowned and turned around, prepared to go home.

I began to leave the school yard when I heard someone call my name. Turning around, I realized that three of my four friends were heading toward me.

"Where's Kyle?" I questioned.

"Dunno" replied Stan. "He said that he would be here."

"F***ing Jew!" Screamed Cartman. "I just want to go home and play video games!"

"You boys can head to Cartman's house... I can wait for Kyle." I volunteered.

"We won't make you wait by yourself (N/N)..." Kenny countered.

"I'll be fine Ken-Ken!"

"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!" Yelled Kyle as he jogged out of the school.

"I won't have to wait after all." I whispered to Kenny. "Hey Kyle!" I called out.

"Hey (Y/N), guys." He nodded.

"Finally!" Cartman bellowed. "Lets go play video games!"

"Actually... I have to go home and study." Kyle apologized.

"Dude... Weak." Muttered Stan.

"Come on Kyle, play a few rounds and then go home." Kenny reasoned. "You're super smart anyway."

"Yeah!" I whined. "Come on."

I watched as Kyle blushed lightly at my pouting face. "O-Okay."

"Woohoo!" Kenny, Stan, and I cheered.

**** TIMESKIP TO CARTMAN'S HOUSE ****

"Okay... What do you guys wanna play?" Asked Stan.

"Oooh!!! Can we play a karaoke game?" I squealed.

"No." Cartman replied immediately.

"I'll make cookies!"