Hey, I'll be a pretty boy for money"
- "Jesus isn't real" [during a radio interview in cleveland]
- "Off the chain...off the wall"
- "What am I supposed to do!? 'Honey, I love you.' What is this!"
- "This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper."
- "This is my first break. I hope this occurs more often...I like this."
- "WHOA! There's a one eyed cat running around here...it guards the stairwell."
- "Yeah, I man-handled that cop."
- "You smell so slutty right now."
- "Trip hop cabaret dance punk."
- "I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free."
- "I made a video of it and put it on YouTube, it's called 'Dan Angel. Snow Freak.'"
- "I love Ryan as well."
- "He's just so attractive, I can't shut my eyes." [joking about sleeping in a bunk near Ryan]
- "I have my mother's hips...I have an apple bottom."
- "Piano lessons are in right now."
- "One year I was Subzero from Mortal Combat." [on past Halloween costumes]
- "WHAT? I'm not going to answer that question. Let's move on to the chocolate."
- "If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people."
- "If you're going to be eating, just don't, because all you're wrappers are going to be trash later on so...just don't eat."
- "If they had a Victoria's Secret, I'd be found browsing around it. I'm not going to lie, I'm curious, alright!?" [when asked what store he'd be found in if locked in a mall]
- "We're the manliest of men."
- "My balls dropped finally! I got hairs on them and have become hairy in places I didn't realize was possible."
- "Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!"
- "Oh yeah, I've got one 'There Once Was a Man From Natucket,'..."
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A/N I found these off of tumbler credit:unknown
