THE SQUIRREL THAT GOT AWAY... SORTA
There once was a bear named Ted. (No relation to the movie) Ted wasn't any bear. Ted was a squirrelitarian. That means, he only eats squirrels.
Now you see... Ted never missed a squirrel. He was fast, strong, smart. Every squirrel he wanted, he got.
Until one day...
Ted was going through the forest, looking for a meal. He searched and searched and searched and... then he found one.
This squirrel was no ordinary squirrel. This was SuperSquirrel!
The bear crept around and accidentally stepped on a twig. CRACK! SuperSquirrel turned around. He jumped up, stud his foot in the air, and did a 360. WHOOSH! SuperSquirrel kicked Ted in the face.
Ted growls and the animals creep out one by one. The tigers grab popcorn, the birds get sodas, and the whole forest sits and watches the show.
"Go Ted!" Shout the other bears.
"Go SuperSquirrel!" Shout the other squirrels.
"Go both of you guys!" Shout the other forest animals.
"You both suck!!" Shouts the dolphin.
"What are you doing in the forest?" A red cardinal asks.
"I'm Charlie the land-walking dolphin. (Pronounced in a New Jersey accent) Duh."
While Ted is distracted by Charlie, SuperSquirrel takes another swing.
Eventually, Ted is on the ground, with a black eye, and bloody nose, and a broken foot.
Everyone cheers on SuperSquirrel as he stands on top of Ted... who is now dead. (Hey that rhymes!!)
All of the forest animals celebrate with champagne and pizza.
"Woah!! Go SuperSquirrel!" Everyone cheered.
"YAA-"
Then, a giant, enormous soccer ball ate the entire forest.
~The End~
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Random Short Stories
RandomThis book is full of extremely random short stories that,make absolutely no sense. This is just for fun so enjoy!
