International Playboy [Jeon Jungkook fic]

eleven:

kookie: we want some PUSSAY! what do we want!

qwen: dude, you're still a minor

kookie: shit, wrong chat.

qwen: no shit

kookie: sorry peaches.

qwen: no wonder taehyung is pervert af, what does yoongi oppa teach you?

kookie: why do u call him oppa, yet not me?

qwen: bleh.

qwen: im still calling you bullshit

kookie: why are you so fond of yoongi hyung?

kookie: im your fake admirer

kookie: im 7 months older than you.

qwen: well, i mean, first crushes are always the best.

qwen: plus, we're march babies

kookie: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM!?

kookie: i am offended.

kookie: may you step on a lego

qwen: im so effected by that

qwen: -_-

qwen: i dont have a crush on him anymore

qwen: well kinda, still some love in there

qwen: it doesnt matter tho.

kookie: but it does!

qwen: jungkook

kookie: what do you want, yoongi follower?

qwen: haha

qwen: are you jelly?

qwen: should i give u some peanut butter to cool off?

kookie: I AM NOT!

qwen: hehe, jungkookie is jealous over me

qwen: number one womaniser, the most athletic boy in our year, the international playboy is jealous over me?

qwen: i am so happy.

kookie: i am not jealous

qwen: keep talking that shit to yourself, your jelly.

kookie: PUSSAY IS LOVLAY!

qwen: wrong chat

qwen: again

qwen: and whats with the pussay love

kookie: us men need stuff, that stuff is pussay

qwen: pervert

kookie: and yours

qwen: f off