A/N before we start: This book is for fun so I dont really care about spelling and grammar oops sozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
PREVIOUSLY:
"We should watch the movie together some day." I suggested. Mayo stared at me for a second and asked"Are you indirectly asking me out?".
"Well technically we aren't going to be 'out' since we'd watch the movie at my house, well technically being at my house means 'out' too since you wouldn't be at your house, unless we did it at your house, then that wouldn't be counted as 'out'." I rambled. Mayo stared at me for a second before laughing out loud "AWWW Fawwu you're seriously adorable af, sure I'll watch Sanam Teri Kasam with you one day."
Maybe coming to this party wasn't that bad after all, I threw (not literally) a smile at her, and as soon as I did she fainted. Curse you cute and sexy smile curse you, I think as I attempt to wake Mayo up.
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Mayo's POV:
What the fuck just happened?! One minute I'm staring at the bootiful face of the man named Fawwu, and the next all I see is Meghus high af face asking if I was okay. "MAYOOO EARTH TO MAYO IS YOU ALIVE?! IF YOU ARE SAY KIWIANA FOR LIFE". It's at times like these where I wonder why we are friends like bruhhhh. I repeated the words anyway so that she would stop screaming like the actresses in the saas bahu nataks.
As I slowly got up dramatically like in a saas bahu natak. I looked around searching for my Fawwu, but alas he was nowhere to be found like Oh Romeo... FAWWU where art thou. While I was busy competing to become the lead in Romeo and Juliet I felt a light tap on my shoulder. Ohh. Fawwu was behind the bed the whole time, what a weird snowflake TSK TSK.
A smile slowly starts to develop on his face, but it quickly fades. All I hear his him mumbling something like "Don't want to make her faint with my smile again" WHAT A SWEET SNOWFLAKE, kinda. We stared in to each others eyes for what seemed like hours, yes v v cliche but that's basically what happened. Until Meghu decided to become a screaming little gremlin again.
"OH MY FRICKING GOD MAYO DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS?! LIKE OMFG WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHAT IF YOU DIED?! WAIT WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH FAWWU ANYWAY MATE?! MATE WHAT DO I ALWAYS SAY?! NO HANKY PANKY BEFORE THE SHAADI DUDE LIKE JEEZ. COME ON IT CANT BE THAT HARD TO WAIT TILL THE SHAADI RIGHT?!" Meghara started being my long last Amma and started ranting about how I should Keep it PG and all of the usual Amma shit. "MEGHU TAKE SOME CHILL SYRUP AND GO KEEP IT PG WITH HARSHU LIKE SHOO TSK TSK" I screamed back attempting to shoo away Meghu so that I could have some private time with Fawwu. But Alas by the time I shooed away Meghu my Fawwu decided to blurt out the words that would burn my poor innocent soul.
"Mayo. Meghu. I need to go now, It's 12am and its way past this cute and hot little guys bedtime. So um yeah bye." As soon as the words came out of his mouth I internally cried and glared at Meghu because she is stupid, why dis happen to me?. But before I could internally cry even more Fawwu asks me if I want a ride home, before Meghu could say that she could drop me off I rugby tackle her and push her towards Harshu who magically appeared at the right moment, and with that I grabbed Fawwus hand and ran towards the front door.
A minute and thirty seconds later we finally reach Fawwus fancy schmancy gaadi, I finally sigh in relief. I wonder why Meghu hasnt attempted to chase us yet, is she doing some kissing wissing with Harshu?! TSK TSK THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED HER. Or did she raise me? this is a very confusing situation ya know... before I could continue thinking and being philosophical a cute chuckle interrupts my thoughts. I turn my head dramatically to see Fawwu looking at me with amusement on his face. Oh shit... did I say those all out loud... "Yes, You did." Fawwu said smiling at me.
"Oh, pshh I was supposed to say that out loud, I was just ya know confirming whether I did or not dude. I'm not a stupid snowflake like certain blenders on Wattpad who cant spell for poop..." before I could continue rambling Fawwu started smiling, shaking his head at my awesomeness and legendaryness. "Mayo, you can let go off my hand you know" Fawwu said, his glance going towards our hands. Oh yeah oops I forgot to let go off them, or did I? Nope. I did. "Oh oops sorry, I'll let go right now..." but before I could finish my sentence Fawwu interrupted saying "I don't actually want you to let go off my hand you genius!" AWWWWWW, I think I could be blushing, does this mean I'm going to transform into a tomato?! Would Fawwu want to have a tomato as his girlfriend? WAIT Girlfriend?! tsk tsk Mayo you haven't even gone on a date with him and you're already talking about being his girlfriend?!.
"Well we could go on a date now if you want Mayo?" Fawwu asked, and great. I just said my thoughts out aloud AGAIN. I don't know how this keeps happening, why me? WAIT did Fawwu just indirectly asked me out on a date? That naughty little cute, hot, adorable, sexy... erm gremlin. "Yeah, I'd love to go out some time ya know on a date and shiz" I replied.
"GREAT! Theres a 24 hour icecream parlour about 5 minutes away from here, lets go!" he said, opening the door for me so I could sit. Yeh toh bada tezz nikla re. I got in to the car and with that we drove off in to the early morning, cause this ain't some cliche wattpad novel where they drive off in to the sunset. It's 12.20AM so yeah lol.
---- After reaching the icecream parlour and getting their icecream and shiz----
Fawwus POV:
Mayo's so high, BUT she's so cute so its all goods. My hotness and cuteness plus her high-ness would equal perfection. We were currently sitting outside the icecream parlour, she was eating her chocolate chip icecream while I ate my Ferrero rocher icecream (LOL GUYS I CANT SPELL FOR SHIT SOZ). After spending 10 minutes arguing about which icecream flavour better, Mayo won at the end, well I let her win cause I'm a gentleman. But then again her idea of arguing was constantly calling me a stoopid snowflake and saying that some Monique called me dumb.
"This 1 hour and 30 minutes since I met you was absolute perfection, like Harshus body. Okay maybe that wasnt the best similie but you get what I mean so yeah" Mayo said while finishing of her icecream.
Okay Fawwu, it's time. "Hey Mayo I wanted to ask you something. May I?" I asked awkwardly. She nodded in approval, well then. Here goes nothing.
"Kanwaaron Ko Kitna Sataaogi Rani
Kabhi To Kisi Ki Girlfriend Banogi
Meri Girlfriend Banogi, Hey Meri Girlfriend Banogi
Hey Meri Girlfriend Banogi, Meri Girlfriend Banogi
Jhumka Dilaaoonga Kangna Dilaaoonga
Sab Kuch Main Laaoonga Teri Kasam
Chanda Churaaoonga Taarein Bhi Laaoonga
Sooraj Jhukaaoonga Teri Kasam
Kabhi To Meri Jaan Deewaani Banogi
Meri Girlfriend Banogi, Hey Meri Girlfriend Banogi"
As I sang background dancers magically appeared out of nowhere and danced to my tunes cause thats how bollywood works yo.
"HEY MERI GIRLFRIEND BANOGIIIII, MERI GIRLFRIEND BANOGI" I finished singing dramatically raising my hands in to the air in filmy style. As soon as I finished all the background dancers went poof, leaving just me and Mayo, and the icecream parlour dude but lets just forget about him.
Mayo was just staring at me, as if I was an alien or something. "So, Meri Girlfriend banogi?" I asked her, repeating the last line of the song. Her response was a nod. I ran towards her even though I was like 500 cm away from her, and gave her a jadoo ki jhappi. This is the ultimate Itni Saari Khushi moment. But wait, why is Mayo so um limp...? OH SHIT SHE FAINTED AGAIN.
and they all lived Happily ever after (after mayo gained consciousness)
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LOL MAYO FAINTED BAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
BUT HAPPY ENDING SO YAYYYYYY.
KAISA THA?! MAYO I HOPE YOU LIKED IT OR I CAN RE WRITE THIS FOR YA :*.
SAL UPDATE MERA IMAGINE NA. I'd like to quote Veer and say "Mera Bhi Honeymoon hoga"~ Veer HES WAITING BRUH LIKE JEEZ.
NEXT IMAGINE FOR... idk. awks...
K and I'm Out ☺.
