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One with the Dog

I touched a dog's butthole. Like two years ago. It was a dare, my friend told me to do it. I'm quite a adventurous person, so why not? I mean an insult I call people when I'm angry is Gluten Free. 

So I did it.

Worst.

Idea.

Ever.

I went to the same friend's house for a neighborhood dinner party, the same dog threw up.

Some of the vomit was still on the dog's chin. I didn't notice until I pet the FREAKIN CHIN.

I am one with the dog.