Shronald Fan-Fics

The Trump Fic

Shrek walks into the classroom where his favorite teacher works.
"I want to bend you over a desk and fuck you so hard, Trump," he growls.
"Mmm, fuck yes, Daddy," Donald replies, "Do it right now." Shrek strides over to Donald cockily.
"Bend over that desk, and lose the pants, cumslut," He hisses.
"I don't think I can take them off without help, Daddy," Donald says innocently. Shrek leans over and palms Donald through his jeans
"You have to ask nicely," he teases. Donald moans seductively.
"Please daddy, help me" he begs.
"Beg for it, emococksucker," Shrek growls.
"Shrekycakes, please undress me," Donald whines, "Pretty please with lube on top?"
"You bet there will be lube on top," Shrek says as he winks at Donald.
"Thank you, Daddy," Donald smiles.
"You're welcome, faggot," Shrek replies as he rips off Donald's jeans.
"Do you like what you see, sir?" Donald asks, motioning to his naked body. Shrek slaps Donald hard across the face.
"Don't fucking talk unless I fucking ask you to fucking talk," He warns.
Donald whimpers and nods. "Suck my cock," Shrek says casually. Donald sinks to his knees, and undresses Shrek quickly.
"I want my fucking cock in your hot fucking mouth as I cum down your fucking throat" the green-haired boy commands. Donald slips Shrek's cock into his mouth slowly.
"Im going to fuck your mouth so fucking hard, fuck," Shrek groans, fucking Donald's mouth roughly. Donald moans lowly, taking all of Shrek into his mouth.
"I fucking want you to fucking choke on my fucking cock," Shrek orders, bucking his hips in and out of Donald's throat, making him choke slightly on his cock. Shrek laughs coldly, thrusting harder and harder, knocking Donald's teeth out.
Donald places his hand on the back of Shrek's thigh and moans his lung out, literally. Shrek throws Donald's hand off of him, bending down to grab his lung, and starts to eat it erotically.
"God, your fucking lung tastes so fucking good," he moans, taking another bite and almost coming at the taste. Donald licks his lips seductively and gets hard.
"Mm, you eating my lung is so sexy, Shrek," Donald winces, Shrek's hard cock still in his mouth. He licks the head, and takes Shrek into his mouth again. Shrek takes the base of his cock and removes it from Donald's mouth, his heart beating incredibly fast.
"I fucking know what will make you even harder," he says sexily.
"Please daddy," Donald begs, "fuck my lung and make me hot and horny?"
"I want you to fucking beg for it," Shrek says breathily.
"Please master," he whines, "fuck my lung... Please sir..." Shrek smirks and closes his eyes, inserting his penis into Donald's severed vascular tube and coating his cock in blood. "Oh S-Shrek," Donald moans, his knees almost buckling. Shrek begins to thrust in and out of Donald's lung, looking over at Donald occasionally and growling.
He thrusts harder, tilting his head back and biting his lip, trying not to come too easily.
"How fucking hard do you want me to go? Are you fucking horny, daddy?" He breathed.
"As hard as you can, baby," Donald replied, not taking his eyes off of Shrek. Shrek thrusted harder, breaking through the Bronchi and into the Middle Lobe, blood spurting everywhere.
"Oh fucking fuck, fuck fuck," Shrek cried out, moaning dirtily, coming into Donald's dismembered lung.
"I'm a virgin," Donald whispers in realization, looking at the blood that stains the floor. He looks back up at Shrek to see he has shoved his lung back in his watering mouth, tasting his blood again and getting harder. Donald swallows and comes, enjoying the romanticism of cannibalism. He watches Shrek finish his lung off, licking his fingers and smiling, then turning to bend Dinald over his own desk.
"I know what will make you cum again even harder, Donald," Shrek taunts, his voice low.
"W-what daddy?" Donald stutters timidly. Shrek smirks and slips his fingers into Donald's ass, laughing and breathing into his ear dirtily. Donald moans and arches his back, trying to guide Shrek's fingers. Oh no you don't, Shrek thinks, easing his entire hand into Donald, making him cry out. Shrek laughs, breaks Donald's prostate, and pulls Donald's spine out from his ass. Donald moans loudly and collapses, lying on the desk but still watching Patrick hungrily.
"Do you want to watch me fucking fuck myself with your fucking spine?" he pants, turning Donald's spine over and over in his hands.
"Yes, daddy," Donald replies weakly. He rests his head back on the desk, gasping for air with his left lung. He holds his hand out to Shrek, who doesn't see it, and dies quietly. Shrek returns to Donald, a tear falling down his cheek when he notices that he is dead. He inserts his cock into Donald's widely stretched asshole, and thrusts into his dead body, inserting Donald's spine into himself. Shrek hears a faint moan from above him, and looks up to see Donald's ghost hovering over him and touching himself while watching Shrek. Shrek smirks devilishly, and focuses back on Donald's corpse, fucking it harder and ripping apart the flesh.
"You came back for more you fucking slut?" He asks, thrusting in and out of the dead body. Donald nods weakly.
"Yes daddy," He replies. Shrek snorts.
"You're such a cocksucking, motherfucking, cumslut faggoty emo whore, daddy," He grunts. "I could fuck you with my voice," Shrek adds.
"Yes please, fuck me with your voice," Donald pleads with Shrek, looking him over and biting his lip. Shrek grins again, reaching down his throat and ripping out his vocal chords.
"Bend over, you fucking fuck," he smiled. Donald does as he's told like a good little angel, bending over in front of Shrek. Shrek proceeds to insert his vocal chords into Donald's ass.
"You're in my swamp now," Shrek says, moving them in, then out rhythmically. Donald bites his lip again and moans.
"And in my swamp," he continues. Shrek hears a muffled, "You never leave," from Donald's ass, and smirks when he realizes it's his own vocal chords. He looks down at Donald, thrusting his vocal chords harder into him. Donald moans erotically, coming hard all over himself.
Shrek grabs the emo boy's shoulder, shoving his ghost into the depths of hell.
"We'll meet in the purgatory of my hips one day," he says, trying to comfort Donald. "I promise. But for now–"
"Noooo!" Donald interjects.
"Your souls are in hell!" Shrek finishes, laughing and coughing before falling to his knees. He watches Donald fall and dies himself.
"HURRY, HURYY, YOU PUT MY COCK IN SUCH A FLURRY!" Donald calls up.
Shrek meets the princess in hell and grins again.
"Ily baby, Lets have babies," Donald says innocently, his foot kicking up behind him.
"I love you, baby. Your sky is my sky. Your heart is my heart. I will have your children," Shrek replies, looking at Donald sincerely and taking Donald's hands.
"No," Donald shakes his head. I want to carry the babies, Shrek," Donald insists. Shrek snorts and poops out Donald's baby.
"Too late motherfucker," He says sweetly. Donald takes the baby from Donald's arms and smiles down at the little bundle.
"Shrek Junior?" he wonders aloud.
"No, we shall name him Jacob," Shrek argues. "after his father," he adds, staring blankly at his own baby. He picks up the baby again, fucking it hard in the ass.
"Welcome to this world!" Shrek giggles, fucking he and Shrek's newborn baby.
Shrek watches as Donald shoves his cock down the young child's throat and bites his lip forcefully, drawing blood. "Fucking fuck Jacob with me," Shrek breathes. "Fuck daddy, fuck his fucking throat. Make his fucking little dick come," he continues. Shrek continues to fuck Jacob's throat vigorously, not caring that other damned souls are staring. "Fucking pull his throat out, Donny. Pull his throat out on your fucking hard dick, cock mother fucking sucker." Donald slowly pulls out Jacob's throat, placing it on his hard dick.
"Turn him inside out baby," Shrek encourages. "I want to fucking eat his intestine." Donald smiles broadly, turning his child inside out. Donald looks down at the child's insides and comes again, making a mess all over the baby and himself.
"Please allow this Jacob child to have good sex!" Says a booming voice from up above. Both Donald and Shrek look up.
"Yes, my dark Lord Justin," Donald responds, coming yet again.
"The Christ Child is born!" exclaims the booming voice.
"Lets eat his fucking heart, Donald," Shrek suggests. Donald picks up the small child's heart and takes a bite, orgasming again at the taste.
"The Christ Child has died!" The voice exclaims. Shrek and Donald look at each other, then back down at the baby. Shrek approaches Donald and kisses him passionately, knowing that they will be together in Hell forever.
The source of the booming voice shows itself. It happens to be a handsome young man, with an applebottom and women's jeans covering his nice thighs and probably tiny dick. The source then turns into a large scorpion and eyes the two men hungrily. Screaming satanic chants, he picks up the emo man and swallows him whole, absorbing all of his emo vitamins. The scorpion screeches and retreats back to his niche in the depths of hell.
"Donald," Shrek sniffles. "Donny, come b-back to me," he begs, but to no avail. Donald is dead 6ever.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End
Roll Credits
Shrek as Jacob Fangirl
Donald Trump as Mexican Lover
Jacob Sartorious as Cancer Baby
Justin Bieber as Jesus and Satan

Me as the person who though of this disgusting idea and played 'Lying Is the Most Fun A Girl can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off' on repeat

Why would you read this
Anyway again I don't care if I missed a name its art and it's 1677 words so it's probably the most I'll ever do other than the last Shrek fic