CHURROMATSU: LOVE AT FIRST BITE

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One day, Osomatsu and his brothers went to the fair. Needless to say, Choromatsu had never tried a churro before so his big brother shouted him and his brothers a churro each.

Choromatsu looked for at the churro, he studied it well and thorough.

"So... This? This is a churro?" He sniffed it and inhaled some sugar

"Yeah?" Choromatsu was coughing intensly, Karamatsu patted him on the back

"OH LOOK! IS THAT NYAA-CHAN?" He yelled, Choromatsu glared at his brother. Osomatsu grinned

"Eat up Churromatsu!" Choromatsu coughed out the grain sugar and looked up

"Haha very funny Dumbassmatsu... He replied sarcastically. Choromatsu took a bite out of it. His life was complete, He felt like all his problems were solved.

"This..." Osomatsu grinned, swiping his index finger under his nose

"Good?" Choromatsu ate the rest in one bite

"ITS PERFECT" He yelled, grabbing Osomatsu's shirt collar. He licked the sugar off his lips

"I WANT MOREEEEEEE" Churromatsu screeched in his brother's face. Osomatsu was shaky, giving him the other 5 churros. Choromatsu snatched them off him and chomped them down, one by one.

"Uh... Choro-" Ichimatsu put his hand on Todomatsu's shoulder

"Lets just see where this goes first." He said with a sly smile. Choromatsu went wild. Anyone with a churro in sight was dead. Churromatsu stole all the churros from everyone.He scratched, punched, kicked EVEN bit to get his hand on the glorious churros. No one could stop the wild man. He's unCHURRABLE!!

"Give me the churros or the kid gets it." Choromatsu grabbed a random kid and threatened him with a churro to the throat. The lady gave him a weird stare and gave him the churros. He snatched the off her and ran off.

"ALL THE CHURROS ARE MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He yelled

"Should we do anything?" Karamatsu asked

"Call the police?" Todomatsu suggested

"No, No young ones. Just wait! Its coming!" Osomatsu grinned. Choromatsu got slower and slower, getting fuller and fuller. He fell to the ground.

"G-Guys...?" He huffed and struggled. Karamatsu ran to his side

"Bruzzar! Are you okay?" He asked

"Ch-Churros... Their... Everywhere..." Osomatsu looked down at him and laughed

"Great job Chorofappyski. You officially earned a new name. Churromatsu" Choromatsu groaned and laid his head on the concrete.

"I'm not dealing with your shit... Not today Osomatsu..." Choromatsu lay down on his side and cried.

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