Jet Lag

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I had severe jet lag, as Germany is 6 hours ahead, and therefore decided not to update. But I will now continue as planned.  By the way it's not actually cold outside, it's going into the 90s today where I live. It was pretty much in the 70s in Germany.) I wear nine hairbands on each wrist like the picture below but on both hands.

But since I had to go outside in Germany, I got a tan line

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But since I had to go outside in Germany, I got a tan line.

Oh well

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Oh well. Anyways!

*applause* A prime example of great parenting!

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*applause* A prime example of great parenting!

Twin and I quote this at each other all the time

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Twin and I quote this at each other all the time.

This basically sums up the musical

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This basically sums up the musical. He's just Non-Stop! And so are these references. Which I write day and night like they're going out of style. You know what? We can change that! You know why? Cuz I'm the author! I think this will be enough.

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