One day..........Hang on why do all stories start like that? Eh. I wonder........
This one fine day Caub Bull-Dag was invited to a fancy dress New Years Eve party.
"Oh a party" He said as he went to get out his Sunday best.
Now Caub bull-dag had not worn his Sunday best since he was nine so it was a bit of a tight squeeze but he pushed through.
When he got there every one was in fancy dress so he kinda looked the part.
At about 11 pm someone asked him what he was he replied "What are you" and he replied with "I am a human being made of Oxygen (65%), Carbon (18%), Hydrogen (10%), Nitrogen (3%), Calcium (1.5%), Phosphorus (1.0%), Potassium (0.35%), Sulfur (0.25%), Sodium (0.15%), Magnesium (0.05%), Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%) There are also trace amounts of Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic and Bromine" the girl walked away.
Caub bull-dag walked on to the beach at 11:59 and lent against what he thought was a rock
At midnight he felt a rumbling behind his back.
When he looked Around he was shot 50 feet into the air and exploded in a firework display.
The fireworks where red.
He Died.
