SIGNS AS ROYALTY+OTHER MEDIEVAL POSITIONS
∆aries the brave knight in shining armor who is kind of a bitch
∆taurus the B.A. executioner who wears a mask and bellows everything
∆gemini the prince who always tries to save those doomed to execution but rarely succeeds and ends up crying
∆cancer the mysterious merchant/minstrel who comes from nowhere and never leaves, eating up all the food
∆leo a peasant who lives near the castle and claims to have relation to the royal family, but is actually closer related to a potato
∆virgo the queen who appears to sit around and play chess all day, but actually makes crafty plans to undermine the castle
∆libra the stablehand/animal caretaker who is sarcastic asf to people and kind asf to animals
∆scorpio the princess who travels far and wide in pursuit of entertainment, but always ends up bored
∆sagittarius the anti-theif and/or rebel do gooder who is caught and executioned for his crimes, leaving a weeping city in his wake
∆capricorn the cunning unrelated uncle who murders the whole royal family and gets rich from it
∆aquarius the town baker/blacksmith/[insert other commoner vocation] who knows all the gossip and is always first in line at executions
∆pisces the secret wife of the rebel do-gooder [sagittarius] who is called a witch and is executioned for her crimes
yes these are lame asf but i'm bored ok
also no offence meant by any
it's just a joke
