10 Amazing Jokes

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1. What do you call a fake spaghetti?

AN IMPASTA LMAO ROFL LOL XDDDD

2. Why can't T-rexes clap?

 Because they're extinct

3. Why is six afraid of seven?

Numbers don't have feelings dumbass

4. Why did the man cross the street with passing cars?

Because he wanted to die

5. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

Because he got hit by a bus

6. Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Because he can't do stand up

7. How do I like my women?

Without a penis

8. What starts with F and ends with UCK?

Fuck

9. What do you call a fat Chinese person?

A Chunk

10. Wanna hear a stupid joke?

"A stupid joke"

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 13, 2016 ⏰

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