"What the fuck" I said
My Mother came into the room and said "Surprise deer" while caressing my face.
"Mom, what is this?" I said, with a tear streaming down my cheek.
She didn't even answer.
Before i knew it, zayn pulled me to their white van. Oh my, I thought.
They quickly started driving. After 5 hours i heard Lois say we were in Las Vegas and that it would take 1 more hour to reach our destination.
I almost fainted. I didn't know what to do. I broke the back window with my foot while we were at a stop light and yeeted.
I saw a trans whore drinking psl at an urban cofee shop and i sat with them. ( yes i am using their correct pronouns pls do not fight me this story really happened to me and i still get nightmares so #triggerwarning to me - author^.^ )
"Fuck off stupid white bitch" trudy said .
I immediately got filled with rage and left.
I checked into a hotel with the money i got from giving nial a lap dance. There were lots of hipsters , like me, in there and the place was very tumblr.
It was probably the best experience of my life and i stayed there for about a week but i still gave a bad Yelp review. I needed a refund to get my money back because I was #pooraf.
After checking out of that hotel i called an uber to get me back home.
The ride back was 5 hours long and i could tell that uber guy was really tired or whatever so i gave him $10 and a mint because im a generous bitch.
He was like really mad at me for some reason but i told him to fuck off and ran away.
I broke the window to my moms laboratory and caught her with another daughter. She looked nothing like me. The complete opposite actually.
I shot her and went upstairs to go play baseball and listen to melanin. She's my only happiness.
I can hear my mom crying downstairs and i tell her to shut the fuck up. She comes upstairs and threatens to call the cops so i shoot her too. Negativity ruins my positive vibes ✌🏿️
I continue listening to Crybaby when i hear another knock at the door.
"LAPD OPEN UP"
like i literally live in Iowa
I open the door because honestly i don't even care im a wild child 💋
AND ITS MELANY MARTINEZ
i get an asthma and die, like literally.
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