A/N: Inspired by Time for Us to Finish College (BG) when Joven said at 0:14, "I didn't finish college."
This fic is the result of my first attempt at writing what would become Californian Troubles (CT). Hopefully this won't be too similar to CT. And I hope you all enjoy!
Warnings: White guy making Asian jokes. Terrifying, because I'm an Aussie-born Chinese girl who has probably said all those things at some point.
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Nickname: Paranormalpir8 (it's Paranormalpirate, thank you very much. Not Paranormalpi-rate, like everyone seems to think. There just weren't enough character spaces in my Xbox Live gamer tag. I didn't want to be Paranormalpirat.)
Chosen other name: Joven
Location: Inside you. Ha! Just kidding. College, actually.
Interests: Being the most awesome boyfriend/date/friend/awesome person ever ;) Also, video games and comics are EVERYTHING WHAAAAAAAT.
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Nickname: EndlessM1ke
Chosen other name: Matt.
Location: SU, Syracuse, New York
Interests: Video games.
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You have been entered into the blind round of dating.
You have been matched with Paranormalpir8. Good luck, and have fun!
Paranormalpir8: Heeeeeeey!
EndlessM1ke: Are you drunk?
PN: Nope. Just high on life.
EM: ...How is that...that's not a thing, man.
PN: It totally is. My life's as awesome as when I banged your mom last night, OHHHHHH!
PN: SICK BURN MOM JOKE BAM!
EM: You're definitely drunk.
PN: No I'm not. It's 7:15pm right now. Why would I be drunk so early? Or bi drinking? Like I said, high on life.
EM: It's 10:16pm here, so don't blame me. Also, you wrote 'bi' drinking. That definitely means you're drunk.
PN: Oh, so you're East Coast, huh? And – damn it, I meant 'be' drunk. Drinking. I don't know. I swear I put that into autocorrect!
EM: ...You're typing it into autocorrect before you put it in here?
PN: Yes!
PN: What's wrong with that?
EM: ...You're definitely drunk. Get the fuck out.
PN: Why? :(
EM: I hate drunk people.
PN: I'm not drunk, just excited.
PN: What's wrong with being excited?
PN: Um, are you there?
PN: I still want to talk to you!
PN: Aw, maybe I'll find someone else. Except everyone else sucks.
EM: Maybe it's not everyone else who sucks and it's just you who sucks.
PN: Hehehehehe.
EM: ...What?
PN: Sucks. Like, suck a lollipop, suck dick, ayeeeee I'm good.
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Fanfiction"I didn't finish college." - Jovenshire, 2013. So why did he drop out?
