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1. Scream "I NEED A HUGGY WUGGY WOO" in their faces.
2. If they're taking a phone call, make alien noises in the background. (i.e OOOH WEEEE OOOOH!!)
3. Punch yourself in the face and yell, "HELP THE BALD PINK CATS ARE TRYING TO TAKE ME TO EGYPT!!"
4. Sing/scream all the songs from Steven Universe without stopping. (Yep, I just went there!)
5. Count backwards from 10. Do not say the numbers 8 or 7. If they correct you, scream, "AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO COUNT!!" Then say quieter, "Do you like my invisible hat?"
6. Get a Rubik's cube. Solve it, and then put it in your mouth. Spit it out the window. (Also annoys everyone! 😊)
7. Read this list. Scream at random intervals while doing so.
8. Fail hilariously at telling jokes.
