OH GEEZ

Chapter YES

Hello frens I'm back with a really bad fic me and my friend wrote over messenger. So uh, don't take any of this seriously it's just for fun. Life Is Strange based. (chloe will be marked with a c, vic with a v)

Basically today chloe fucked up: by getting the wrong hair dye. Vic is kinda pissed

V: "CHLOE WHAT THE FUCK I SAID BLONDE NOT FUCKING LAVANDER"

C: "IM SORRY BABE. BABE PLEASE TALK TO ME IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU LOOK GOOD. BABE"

V: "... ugh Chloe is this... permanent hair dye?"

C: "... maybe"

V: "CHLOE I SWEAR TO RICHARD AVEDON IM GOING TO KILL YOU"

C: "BABE"

V: "I gotta go for a walk"

C: *following vic out the door* Babe please. Come on I said i was sorry!!"

V: "Fine but next time max or kate have to do my hair."

C: "Thank you babe! But why did you even have me do it in the first place? You have the money to get it done professionally!"

V: "I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CUTE COUPLES THING!!!"

C: "Well i guess you thought wrong."

V: "I hate you."

C: "Love you too babe."

C: "... wait you wanted to do a coupled thing?"

V: "...Shut it Price."

C: "ooooohhh my goddddd you totally love me."

V: "Shut up."

C: "Babe its not even bad you look amazing."

V: "Shut up you mongrel you did this to me!"

C: "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT"

V: "SO WAS DATING YOU"

C: "BABE"

V: "dude im sorry. I love you."

C: "I love you too you lavender haired gnome"

V: "Thats it im going to my room"

C: *singing*"BABY COME BACK YOU CNA BLAME IT ALL ON MEE!!"

V: *opens door* "I WILL blame it all on you! And im taking your beanie to cover up this monstrosity you fucking tree."

C: "Sure thing lical ;)"

V: "Fuck off."

Written by: Me and my fren Kenzie

Starring: Chloe as Gay Blue Tree, and Victoria as Angry Lavender Gnome

Guest Staring: Hotdog man (u didnt see him be he was there)

Based on: The video Game Life Is Strange (which is really good go fucking playing or some shit)

AND YES I DO ACTAULLY SHIP CHLOE AND VICTORIA (but not as much as klo nd mex)