Detroit- "RUN DAMMIT."
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Bumblebee- "MALAIKA. IM GETTING REAL SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR COMBACKS. SAY SOMETHING ELSE AND I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A STICK."
Me-"okay." *gets chased down by a girl with a stick*
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Med- "You only go to the beach for bikinis."
Me- "that's nasty."
Med- "In Miami...it gets real nasty."
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Detroit- " You okay there buddy?"
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Flash- "YOU GONNA LEAVE JUST BECAUSE I SAT BY YOU!?!? Alright, that's why you got tracks in your hair."
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Jayln (one of my friends)- "Mr. Incredible, you suck."
Mr. Incredible- "You swallow."
Jayln- "You suck and swallow."
Mr. Incredible- "That's what your momma shoulda done with you."
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Bumblebee- "This kid, has more booty than you will ever have."
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*snatches Detroit's nasty behind towel*
Detroit- "GIVE ME BACK MY WIG...i feel lost without it."
Me- "call Katie" side note-Katie is his white girlfriend....interacial couples are cute...but they ain't.
Detroit- "I- that was a good one."
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Mr. Incredible- "I'm not in your face...I'm in your bubble. THIS IS IN YOUR FACE." *takes hand and puts it in my friends face*
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Robin- *takes off shoe* "IM TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE. IM TIRED! IM TIRED!" *tries to beat me with a shoe*
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Bubbles- "Imma tell Mrs. Dana on you."
Me- "For what?"
Bubbles- "I'll say that you harass and terrorize me....and that you bit me."
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I'll do a part two later
////Malaiker fell down the well
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Mal's Rants, Opinnions, and Problems
Randomso, i wrote this in the 6th grade....i'm now going to high school and i realized that i stopped writing in this. most of these are problematic as shit. i didn't actually fall the down the well. so, get ready hoes. also aryssa was here and she's bett...
