UNDERTALE LEMONS?!?!

PAPYRUS X READER

Americancitizenoflol hey fam this ones for u
Unless you want a real one shot lmao If u guys request something and u want a real one shot or lemon I guess I can make another book

U have to tell me tho

Anyway

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You had spent all this time going through the underground. This giant fuckin skeleton would NOT capture u and take u to undyne nope.

Not like he could anyway lmao

Papyrus was sayin some bullshit. Whoops guess it's time to start listening hahah

"I HAVE... COMPLEX FEELINGS TO ADDRESS HUMAN!"

I have a name, bitch. You felt kind of guilty thinking that.

The poor skeleton may have been super egotistic, but he was also naive and cheesy shit like that.

"IT HAS BEEN NICE TO FIND A FELLOW SPAGHETTI LOVER, SOMEONE WHO SHARES A PASSION FOR PUZZLES!" Shit was he in love with u?? "FEAR NOT HUMAN, YOU SHALL NO LONGER BE LONELY AND SAD!" Did he just...?

Let it go

Whatever, conscience

Papyroo lookin at u funny

"Dafuq u want man" u say

He tackles you, shouting (actually that's pretty normal.

"DATE ME!!!"

"I don't-"

"HOORAY! BE AT MY HOUSE BY EIGHT O' CLOCK. DON'T BE LATE!" He strolls off proudly.

"What just happens?" U say. You decide to go. What the hell, right? What? You didn't say that? Oh well ur stuck now bitch.

U go 2 his house. U knock. No answer. You check ur watch it says 8:03. Papyrus is the most punctual person u know. WHAT THE FUCK PAPYRUS?

U go in and he naked.

What

The

Fuck

He stand not embarrassed

He has pecs now lol and orange magic dic

Then

Then

You guessed it

They both got murdered by sans

A/N: ur welcome