wrong number // kiani

three

will: hi

jordan: what now 

will: jeez

jordan: hi will

will: how have you been? :D

jordan: why are you still texting me? i thought you'd give up.

will: William shakes never gives up!

jordan: william shakes is dead.

will: vibe killer

jordan: you killed my vibe by texting me.

will: stfu you know you like texting me

jordan: why don't you bother someone else?

will: because you're fun to bother

jordan: k

will: you say that a lot.

jordan: k

will: K? K what? The letter before L, and after J? Did you know that 'Jk' stands for 'Just Kidding'? So your reply is "kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K, as in I can 'K/O' you? Can I knock you out and feed you to sharks? Sharks has a K in it.

jordan: i feel genuine hatred towards you

will: so what do you do for living?

jordan: why do you deserve to know? you could be an axe murderer waiting to jump through my office window.

will: im not

jordan: i don't know that

will: you might know I'm not if you took the chance to get to know m

jordan: i wouldn't have to worry about that if you'd stop texting me

will: well you told me where you live

jordan: seattle is a huge ass location 

will: im just asking what you do for living. not where you work.

jordan: fine. i make YouTube videos

will: YO that's sick.

jordan: now stop bothering me.

will: are u gonna ask what i do?

jordan: no i don't really care

will: :(

will: well i do vids too :D

jordan: k

will: stop with that

jordan: nah  

will: what's ur chan

jordan: chan? Wtf lol

will: ya, channel

jordan: not telling

will: so you're lying to me!

jordan: what's your channel?

will: kiingtong

jordan: what does that even mean

will: don't ask.

jordan: bayanidood

will: LOL

jordan: ?

will: nice name

jordan: stfu

will: AW you sound adorable

jordan: ..

will: i subbed

jordan: thanks, i didn't 

will: :(

jordan: gtg, brother needs me

will: bye jordan!
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