No Questions Asked

Chapter one

Calvin POV

BANANANANANANANA BANANANANANANANA BATMAN
I thought to myself as I climbed soundlessly through the window that I had just picked the lock of. My feet hit the floor gingerly and I tiptoed down the hall. I thought back to the map of the house and turned right, heading for the bedroom where my target was sleeping. I opened the bedroom door and peered in. There he was sleeping calmly. Slowly I inched over to the side of the bed and pulled put my knife. He mumbled something in his sleep. And turned onto his stomach. Perfect. With one precise blow I plunged the knife into his heart, ending his life before he could even scream. I smiled. Another perfect kill. I quickly began cleaning up. I took the bloody sheets and wrapped the body in it before pudding it out the window and dashing to my van. I through the body in the back and got the hell out of there. I pulled the skull mask and the black hood off my face so I could see properly and not die in a car crash. I turned on the radio and sang loudly to some Beyoncé and lets just say I got really into it. Keep slaying queen. Two hours of bad singing later and I was pulling into my driveway in the middle of nowhere. The trees here are so tall that you couldn't see my house, or should I say mansion, unless you were in a helicopter so as you could imagine I don't get many visitors. I pulled the body from the back of my van and dragged it into my house and down to the basement. I typed in the key code and walked in to my grinding room. I unwrapped the body and tossed it into the huge grinder before flipping the switch to on. I sat back and let it work its magic. After the body was a fine powder I opened the bottom of the bin and let the dust flow into my huge vat of fertilizer and compost. It mixes itself, I know, fancy. When it's done it will make a great meal for my growing garden.

I left the room with the bloody sheets which I tossed into the large fireplace on the way to the kitchen. I texted my client and sent pictures of my latest victim, showing him that I had done my job. He told me good job and where to meet him tomorrow for the money. I smiled and threw a microwave lasagna in the microwave before flopping down on the couch. My phone pinged and I picked it up.

Client: I recommended you to my friend and he says he could use your services as soon as you were available. I gave him you number. Make sure not to disappoint him.

Me: alright. I look forward to speaking with him. Thanks.

I closed my phone and took off my black hoodie and skinny jeans, leaving me in just my boxers. I grabbed my lasagna and sat down to watch some Netflix.
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About an hour or so into binge watching Rupauls drag race my phone pinged. Annoyed, I paused the show and checked my phone. It was my client's friend saying he may have a job for me soon. I replied with : cool. Hit me up when you do.

I was about to unpause the show when a timer beeped on my phone. I got up and ran down to the compost room and turn off the mixing vat. All the compost fell through a tube and into a wheel barrow. I pushed it into the elevator which took me to the ground floor. I pushed the wheel barrow outside and into my garden. It was beautiful. I see it every day but it still manages to surprise me. The soft grass felt cold and refreshing on my bare feet and I walked under the large flower arches. As I walked i spread the fertilizer around, destroying the evidence and feeding my plants at the same time. The wind flee through the trees making them wave at me. I waved back and smiled, even though the cold wind had sent chills down my spine. After about an hour or so I was done feeding my plants and I sat down again to watch Netflix, but my body has other ideas. The moment I sat I was overcome by drowsiness and sleep took me quickly.

Clink scrape clink
The chains around my feet grated loudly against the ground with every step. I looked down to see a straight jacket keeping me from moving my arms. I continued to walk down the long metal corridor. Far in the distance I could make out something on the ground. Suddenly it was right in front of my and I was tripping over it. I kelt my balance and looked down to see a boy around my age huddled into a ball hiding his face. His shoulders shook with sobs as he breathed in and out. I nudged him with my knee and his head snapped up to look at me. Electric blue eyes met my green ones for a split second before he was running away as fast as he could go. I tried to run but the chains were much too heavy to allow much movement. I looked around but he was gone, swallowed by the shadows at the end of the hall. I leaned back against the wall before feeling soft  lips on mine. What?! I moved away from the person only to find it was the guy from earlier. He wore a crooked smirk as he kissed me again, pushing me back into the wall. My mind raced for answers. Who is he? Why is he kissing me? But my body responded quickly, kissing him back for a second before I felt myself falling. I fell through the wall and he laughed manically watching me fall into the murky blackness below.

I sat up quickly in bed, the events of the dream staying clear in my head instead of fading like they usually do.

Weird dream. I wonder what it means.

I got up out if bed and threw a pop-tart in the toaster instead of my usual bowl of Ships and Shits. It's nice to change it up. I looked in the mirror and tried to fix my hair. It didn't work as per usual. I swear my hair has mind of its own somewhere in that tangled mess of green and gold. I sighed in exasperation and walked away from the mirror pulling on a pair of black skinny jeans and my hoodie. I put my faux black gauges in my ear before hearing my toaster beep. I grabbed my poptart without thinking and burnt my hand. Dammit. After running my hand under cold water I retrieved my poptart and ate it this time without hurting myself. Good for me. I looked at my phone to double check the location my client chose to meet at before getting in my car and driving off. I parked a couple blocks away and got out to walk. I pulled my hood down over my face and kept my head low as I walked through the street. Soon I had arrived at the back alley my client chose. I spotted him on the other side and nodded to him, catching his attention. We walked towards each other, never making eye contact. I pulled my hood farther over my face so he couldn't identify me. Once we were right up next to eachother he quickly stuffed an envelope into my hand as we passed by. We both contained walking until the other was out of sight. I jogged back to my car and hopped in, driving quickly back to my home. When I arrived I counted the money. $15,000 just as promised. I opened my safe, being careful to avoid the booby traps, and put the money in for safe keeping. After locking everything up I plopped down on the couch to watch some Rupaul's drag race, but before I could even touch the remote my phone pinged. Looks like I have another assignment.

Hey. I'm the author bigfoot booty. This account is run by two people: me, and my cowriter. This story is one of my own making but maybe my cowriter may help out in the future. Sorry about spelling/ grammar mistakes. It happens, get over it. The picture is of the main character, Calvin. His eyes are green I swear. I'll add pictures of his skull mask in the next chapter. I promise the story will get better from here. Thanks for reading <3