Hi I'm Jake Ashton,I love Green Day,I haven't grown a chest hair,and one twenty-one guns let your arms out into the sky,you and Iiiiiii!
I face palmed and went into the warm fall breeze .Bridgewood Academy and I were frenemies ever since I signed up so BLEEEGHGGH!
At my old school, people used to tease me about how I looked like a sixth-grader.IKR! I was also super skinny so yeah! I ate like a Japanese sumo wrestler on Thanksgiving! WTH!
Anyways,I had friends just they were all lesbians or gays which I totally don't mind except getting sexually slapped in the arse and getting pinched on the cheek then girl take my earrings so I can bitch-slap these mother/fatherfuckers.
Was I too cute?Was I too short?Was I too-"Hey 8th grader!Need assistance" Great he thinks I'm an 8th grader blarzzffhss.
Jesus,I need to find a friend.
