(NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE SO CHILL PLS)
U woke up to screaming in your ear. "What the f*ck Link" you said annoyed. Link fell on the floor and saw the
underneath of your bed. He saw a box under your bed and pulled it out. He opened up the box and a bunch of lesbian photos fell out. You turned around to see what all that noise was and saw link going through your lesbian stash. "NO" you screamed and jumped out of your bed. Link looked at you curiously as you took the box from his hands. He was super innocent so he didn't know wtf he looked at. "You know I'm bi right." You said to him. "Just like you, don't think I didnt see u and ravio making out behind that tree." Link blushed and got up and hugged you. "It's okay I still love you." you patted his head. Then some little b*tch came and knocked on the door. "WHAT THE F*CK!!!" You screamed and ran to the door. It was princess Zelda. U blushed. You always had a lowkey crush on her but your heart was with link. "Oh sorry princess." She frowned at you and Link. "I need you both at the castle we have a CONUNDRUM." She shouted the last word for some reason. You and link walked out and walked with her to the castle. When you walked in Midna was already there because she's married to Zelda. You blushed again. Midna was hot af you had to admit. Why did hyrule have so many pretty girls and ugly boys, except for Link of course he was hella fine and ripped. "wHats the problem princess!!" You said urgently because you were also hungry for some Taco Bell, and haven't eaten in like 10 hours. "Calm the f*ck down (y/n) I'm getting to that." Zelda said while she greeted Midna by kissing her. Suddenly a girl walked out that looked just like Link but with little braids and high boots. "Her name is Linkle like I'm not even sh*tting you, fu*king linkle." Linkle smiled sweetly. She was cute af just like link and you thought of having a threesome with her and link but you were soon interrupted by Zelda speaking again. "Anyways she says she's the legendary hero or some sh*t but no one even knows who she is???" Zelda said. "ANYWAYS she needs to live with you for now because she's really f*ckin dumb and it took her like 3 hours to find hyrule castle." You took linkles hand and also grabbed links hand and started walking home. When you got home you started the threesome right away because linkle said If y'all f*cked she'd buy you some free Taco Bell.
THE END
