Outerside 《A Homestuck AU》

《S1P1》

Today is July 16th 2016.

This, is The Day of Change

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A young girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 16th of July is this young girls birthday. It was only 14 years ago she was given life, but it is only today she will be given a name.

What will the name of this-

Ya ok let's cut the crap. This girl obviously does not need any Shinanagins from anyone and certainly not from you. Especially on her birthday.

Enter name.

Sena Pessadi.

Be Girl.

Your name is Sena Pessadi.

And you are just sooooo excited that it is your birthday. You linger around your computer watching the screen. The news is on right now, and you hate it. You never were found of social media. All they told the public was what's wrong with the world. Well you know, today is your birthday and you want to hear something good. As you get entranced by the dastardly device, you find yourself Watching it. It seems there have been some meteor sighting up north. You shrug it off, because California is far from south. You just hope not a lot of people die on your birthday..

As you quickly exit out of your SBN news, your pesterchum application starts to explode.

Heh. Well someone's popular today. You wonder why.

It seems one of your pals is messaging you.

Answer your pal.

~RezonableSpeler has started pestering TyranicallyPeaceful~

[RS]: hay Sena! Happe Birthdae
[TP]: Hi Cris. Thank you for remembering.
[RS]: how cood I not? Yu also no wat else maces todae so speshell?
[TP]: Are you still going on about that stupid game?
[TP]: Cris your probably just blowing it out of proportion. [TP]: You've never even played it before. You've only heard about.
[TP]: From the damn news I bet.
[RS]: Wel, Sena. I'm going to force yu to play it.
[RS]: It's yur Birthdae prezent anewaes.
[TP]: Spoilers!!
[RS]: sorre =)
[RS]: but for real. plaeing this game with al yur frends, don't yu think that wood be fun?
[TP]: ...yes
[RS]: egzactle. ill go get the discs now.
[RS]: se yu soon!

~RezonableSpeler ceased pestering TyranicallyPeaceful~

You sigh as you try to exit out of your Pesterchum application.

But wait, it seems someone else wants to talk to you.

Oh no. What does he want now?

~WatermelonHead has started pestering TyranicallyPeaceful~

[WH]: Hello 5riend.
[TP]: What do you want now?
[WH]: I was wondering i5 I could know where your said hive is located.
[TP]: We've gone over this before,
[TP]: I'm not gonna tell you where I live,
[TP]: and I have no idea what a hive is.
[WH]: Wait, we've had this conversation be5ore?
[TP]: You're even dumber than before. Look I got to go.
[TP]: It's my Birthday and my friends should be here soon.
[WH]: Sena, don't 5reat. We'll set things straight. See you soon.

~WatermelonHead has ceased pestering TyranicallyPeaceful~

You sit there a momment. Dazed in confusion. That was on of the weirdest conversations you and that troll have had.

Ah but who cares. It's your birthday and we still haven't had an introduction yet.

Your name is Sena Pessadi, and as it wasn't previously mentioned, you have a variety of intrests. You love to collect bows, the weapons, and accessories. You also occasionally go out for walks on the beach. Your hobbies consist of, playing horrible games, staying awake, and eating hot pockets. Goodness your life sucks doesn't it?