The Boy That Cant Feel Pain

Jeff Is Peeved

I woke up and toby was gone and i went down stairs listening to medicine on my phone nevila started singing it. "well call the doc i must be sick better give me my medicine its 5:00 on the phone again" "oh holy ghost is this a vision i got one two three admissions im getting sick of superstitions i need a dose man fuck the vixin mama what'd you feed the children pills in milk and nothing to mix man who needs the milkman i got the trix and another refill ain't gonna fix em" "yeah call the doc i must be sick bitch give me my medicine its 5:00 on the phone again" toby cut me off and kissed my cheek i blushed and sat by jeff who was drinking a beer sitting by ben "i don't think you should drink that early" "so" "ok" out of nowhere jane came and knocked it out of his hand spilling it on ben. "why'd you do that i was gonna drink that" "yeah he was gonna drink that" "so" "you know what bagouched" "ba-what" "that really peeves me off" "i can no longer drink that" "it really peeves me off". toby just smiled "okay im sorry" jane went in the kitchen and got another beer and gave it to him "I've been acting like a bitch" "you have" "so i got you another beer" "you've been more than a bitch" "thanks" jane knocked the beer out of his hand and spilled it on ben again. "bagouched" "what the hell is bagouched" "I'm so peeved" "im gonna go buy an entire array of clothes" "yeah wait what" "toby what's going on" "they're being weird again" "what ben" "go ride a rollercoaster" "what". "hey jeff" "what jane" "stuff it" "she just told me to stuff it, well im not a calzone last time i checked". "im so fucking peeved right now" i stopped watching them and saw toby cooking pancakes i wrapped my arms around him and buried my face in his back. then offender and splendor came in splendor hugging jeff who was screaming jane started cracking up and i took a plate of pancakes toby was cooking. soon everyone was up and we all went out on a mission this time my mission was with jeff. "so jeff-" shhh we heard a noise coming from the bushes smile was with us he turned into a form that looked like a real dog then walked out and a person came out if the bushes he started to pet smile. jeff stabbed him a couple of times then he was dead but jeff kept stabbing him "oh he was still alive but the knife went stab stab stab" "nevila no" "ok" jeff looked at me and then got up from stabbing him all covered in blood. "still peeved jeff" he nodded and i just pet smile on the head when we got back home i ran upstairs and sat on the bed listening to don't you dare forget the sun then toby tackled me. i kissed him we heard yelling down stairs so i went down there to see jeff and ben fighting over the xbox toby ran down the stairs tripping over then falling down the rest. he got up "stuck the landing" "toby you ok" "can't feel pain babe" "I'M GONNA WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE BEN" i took the xbox remote and started playing sims while tina was talking to toby. I turned it to toby and my file and then on the game toby laughed really scary jeff and Ben looked at the tv toby sat by me and Tina rolled her eyes and went upstairs. Jane came downstairs with all of Jeff's knives "Jeff I'm gonna throw all your knives from the roof is that OK". "I'm to pissed to care" "Jeff you realize what she just said right" Jeff and almost every creepypasta ran outside then Jane started throwing knives "it's raining knives hallelujah it's raining knives" "really nevila" I caught a knife and threw it back Jane just looked at me and threw another one and I caught it I caught a different one with my other hand. "are we going to play this game Jane" "yeah" "ooh can I give it a name" "sure" "catch the knife... If not then die" "OK I guess" Jane kept throwing knives and I kept catching the soon all the knives were on the ground except for Jeff's favorite one. "oh Jeffrey look what I've got" "oh God" Jeff fainted "except I'm not gonna throw this one I'm gonna break it" "break away from everybody break away from everything" nevila would you stop" "no". Jane bent the knife then threw it in an opposite direction we went behind the house and his knife was in two pieces "you broke it" Jane somehow was on the ground now "oops" Jeff woke up saw his knife and started to chase Jane around "Jeff is not having a good day is he" "nope" "I'll fix it" "how" "nothing pliers and super glue can't fix". after I fixed his knife he went out to kill a few hours he came back and we heard a scream "what now" "SALLY". "uh oh" Sally screamed and jumped on my lap Jeff came out with a pink jacket on all the guys where laughing "wh-what happened Jeff". "Sally happened she put her dress in with my jacket" "just bleach it that will fix it" "how do you know" "trust me Jeff it will work".